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Yeah, my bus ride was fun this morning.
"Excuse me, Miss...you're very pretty."
"Thank you very much."
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"No."
"Would you like one?"
"Not at the moment, thank you."
"Oh. Are you a lesbian?"
"No." (I'm bi, but he doesn't need to know that.)
"Can I give you my phone number?"
"No, but thank you anyway."
"I don't see why not. I mean, you're attractive, I'm attractive...I'm surrounded by nimrods!"
Why has no one claimed this prize of the gods yet?
Who gonna tell him?
When I lived in New Mexico I went bar hopping with some friends and this drunk dude who I guess was on leave from the military kept sort of following us to different bars and trying to hang out with us. At one point he tried to buy me a drink, but he didn't have enough money so I bought it. (The poor bartender was so done with his shit.)Then as the night started winding down and we were all getting ready to go home he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. I said something like, "Oh, um. No thank you," and he said," Fine! Be that way!" and stormed off. I wonder how he's doing.
Me: There are 21 letters in the alphabet right?
Nameless Attractive Blonde: ummm... *double checks on fingers* yes.
Me: omg you ruined my line
NAB: nope oops I mean 26
NAB: hahah why?
Me: Forgot U R A Q T
Me: x_X
Me: o_O
