one time I dreamt that I was getting my bottom braces on and the lady was like ok first I’m gonna pull all your teeth out (or smth like that) and I was like uhh no the fuck you aren’t so I escaped and then a few days later (in my dream?) I was at a mall watching a fashion show and the orthodontist was there a few seats over and was passive aggressively whispering things at me like “you’re the worst patient I’ve ever had” and “I hate you” and I stood up and looked at her and said “shut the fuck up” and everyone was shocked and scandalized but someone beside me started laughing and I looked and it was @bext-k and she high fived me and we went to a gift shop and bought matching necklaces so i had proof that it wasn’t a dream which is super weird and meta but you can imagine my disappointment when I woke up and wasn’t wearing this turtle necklace and realized I didn’t actually meet @bext-k