#pig.squeals

[underground-potato-farm]

shi boo bop. ba dum de li la li la leh

- @jubilees-lost-lullaby

Wilbur what the fuck.

[underground-potato-farm]

« Look, I’m an atheist, but when God sends me to Hell, I want him to hesitate »

The name's Technoblade.

I made this blog under suggestion to keep myself sane in this ravine. Feel free to interact, I suppose.

✦ Technoblade uses he/him

✦ Technoblade is Aroace. No flirting allowed.

✦ SBI as a family of some sorts is canon in this blog. If you're a Wilbur/Tommy/Philza blog and wish to interact, keep this in mind! (We can work out details if you wish so)

✦ anyone's free to interact, even if not from Pogtopia era.

✦ Technoblade has AuDHD (we love projecting)

✦ Technoblade is a shapeshifter!

✦ @jubilees-lost-lullaby is Wilbur

✦ The author does not support ccWilbur.

✦ No nsft interactions.

1. Again, techno's aroace

2. The author is ace themself.

✦ If you have any complaints about how I handle this blog, the block button is right there.

- "oh this is so ooc-" block me! I don't mind!

- "he would not fucking say that-" block me! I don't mind!

- "Techno said SBI isn't a family-" block me! I don't mind!

- "I don't like how you write him-" block me! I don't mind!

✦ Fuck canon we ball over here

✦ author hasn't rp'd seriously in a while so! Be warned!

✦ author hasn't watched Pogtopia VODs in ages

Tag guide:

#Pig.Squeals - posts by Technoblade

#The.Voices - asks

#Talk.from.beyond - author speaking

#Guitar.strings - tag for Wilbur

#Higgs Field Au & #HFAU - simply what this au is called. Sometimes the author will make content about it on main so if you want to check it out…

Will be using c![insert here names] for characters, And duo names without c! Before.

Other tags to be added (I'll make new ones if I interact regularly with certain blogs)

[underground-potato-farm]

“hey hey! you seem pretty cool :3”

(- @starrcatz )

[Technoblade looked up]

"… uh. Thanks. I guess… and you are…?"

[underground-potato-farm]

Hey Techno! :)

-Wil (the Soot-Daily blog)

… hey. what's up?

@soot-daily

[underground-potato-farm]

I make ONE joke like "oh Goat meat actually sounds good" about Schlatt but since I don't specifiy now Tubbo thinks it's about him. What happened here

[underground-potato-farm]

hello technoblade! i have made a flower crown for you!! :D

-> @cwilbursootask

Oh! I-…

… thank you, Ghostbur. I appreciate it.

[he takes off his crown, and replaces it with the flower crown]

[underground-potato-farm]

❝ This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you? ❞ (angst, angst, angst)

"Phil- Phil please-" [Technoblade stared at his father, his hands shaking, the blood covering him dying his once light pink hair into a deep red] "you need to trust me. Ok? This- this is the only way I- I had to-"

[underground-potato-farm]

my wii ball………….. its bro ken………. *points to where the wii ball has been shattered against a rock*

[read in tone of the ‘our table!!! its broken!!!’ meme]

Oh would you look at that, the consequences of your own actions. Don't throw bowling balls against solid rock next time if you don't want it to break.