piko-hammer said:
💼 for a work headcanon
// bold of you to assume he works
jokes aside, while it was a jab made at him once before, i don’t think he could ever actively get a job or anything of the sort. even if it weren’t for his record that would definitely make it more than difficult, he’d personally rather throw himself through a warp ring to Moebius && give the entire zone a free shot at him before risking any single opportunity for any sonic to ever see him in a work environment -- especially if it’s one that has a dress code.
the mocking would be ENDLESS.
he will, however, be more than happy to run through as many areas like Green Hill as necessary to collect as many magic rings as he can carry -- && unfortunately, this does give him a reason for why he thinks him getting a job of any kind would be pretty pointless.
⌛for a sleep headcanon
// scourge is a very light sleeper. this is but another thing linked to how he grew up on Moebius, but no matter how safe he is or if he’s around people he trusts, he will be easy to wake up && he will always be instantly alert to his surroundings when he is. on rare occasions where you are able to sneak into where he’s sleeping, try your best not to startle him awake -- his gut reaction will more often than not be to assume he’s under attack, && he’ll immediately move to defend himself. at some point, one of you is going to end up getting hurt.