#piltovanthief

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wait is adultery when you make out with another man when you're married??? that's illegal?- even if it's just a bro thing?

I fear he may be cooked.

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hey! so…don’t call my gf “that woman” anymore. she has a name. ivy.

with much love (and kisses), cane

(kisses to you too)

honestly, i just keep forgetting her name.

ivy should be easy to remember though, i had a dog with that name.

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Do you mind getting me as many spoons as you can manage? No questions asked.

@watercolor-3yes (Nyla)

No problem.

also if you need any people kidnapped my bestest friend in the whole world can help

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Random Thief sneaks through the warehouse backdoors and into the main part or whatever its called.

He's literally so sneaky so no one sees him.

Finally he arrives at the motherlode - bags upon bags of coffee. it was a bitter heaven.

he began to fill his signature 'burlap sack with a money sign on it' with coffee, moving quickly and quietly.

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what’s up, stinky butt

The sky, are we beefing?

i thought you liked my butt :(

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at the boo's trial!! wish him luck <3

@arcane-kidnapper

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do you have a crush on kidnapper? 😟

cane get out of my inbox, i don't have a crush on you.

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Sleep with your eyes open tonight.

Nyla @watercolor-3yes

Wha-

who are you???/