#pimpska

[emkaythey]

Liz is the Engels to my Marx. 

Love you so much beb. 

[paperairplanesopenwindows]

-Rules-

Rule 1: post the rules Rule 2: answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post then make 11 new ones Rule 3: tag 11 people and link them to your post Rule 4: let them know you tagged them

I was tagged by hufflepuffsarewizardstoo!

My questions!

1) What is your biggest turn on that you look for in a guy?

Intelligence and pretty eyes.

2) Do you like waffles? Yeah we like waffles!

Yep (But pancakes are better)

3) What is the last book that you read?

Working my way through TLOS2 currently.

4) What is your favourite reaction GIF?

I had the "I was hiding underneath your front porch because I love you" gif from Up, but I can't find it now.

5) Wemma or Finchel?

…Finchel. Though I'm not the biggest fans of either.

6) How many pairs of Converse do you own?

Two! But one pair is completely unwearable and one is getting there. They're both black high tops.

7) What is your film guilty pleasure?

No film is a guilty pleasure. If I like a movie, I like a movie. The movies I watch most often are Jaws, Pride and Prejudice (the one with Kiera Knightley), and Star Trek (2009).

8) What is your favourite comfort food?

Anything sweet. Bonus if sweet and salty.

9) Do you have any weird talents?

I cry about Klaine at the drop of a hat.

10) What is the strangest item that you own? Explanation is optional!

My porcelain doll collection. I think it's great, but it freaks a whole bunch of people out.

11) Finally…what does the fox say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6NuhlibHsM 

My Questions!

1. If you could meet anyone in the world right now, who would it be?

2. What are you planning to buy on Black Friday?

3. Favorite Thanksgiving food?

4. What is currently on your Christmas List?

5. If you were to be killed by a character from one of you favorite shows, who would you want it to be and what would be the circumstances of your death?

6. Sexual orientation and preferred pronouns (ie. I'm bisexual and use she/her pronouns)?

7. Which is cuter: Neil Patrick Harris and his family or Ellen Degeneres and her wife?

8. Book or movie that you would love to read/see, but doesn't seem to exist?

9. Fanfiction plot featuring your OTP you want someone to write?

10. What is your favorite kind of pie?

11. You can visit anywhere, in any universe, dimension, or time, but only for a week. Where would you go?

I'm tagging:

IwishIknewhowtofixit

typewritin

woolythroktar

pimpska

theworstcurseimaginable93

corgay

theramthatnevercould

nothingbutgoneness

formaldejekyll

creppycutie

takeiteasyhogwarts

Sorry not sorry

[chikkou]

trans follower here - please don't use 'cisgendered' or 'transgendered.' it's cisgender or transgender. and although not all cis people are transphobic, the majority of them are. regardless, *all* of them benefit from the systematic oppression of trans folk. that's the important part.

[penguinplayground-blog]

pimpska said:

the terms heterosexual and homosexual were created when sex = gender. nowadays, it is safe to assume that being a heterosexual female means you are attracted to exclusively the male gender, not just the male sex.

here you go, anon. uwu

[bronzedragon]

dude. your "the problem of slytherin" post? fucking awesome. you hit a ton of good and valid points that i don't think a lot of HP fans are willing to verbalize. i love the series, myself; there's a magic (hohoho) to it that i don't think can be replaced, but i've always had issues with the world-building. you mention that you could write a "the problem of peter pettigrew" post and i really think you should. your brain is great and i'd love to read it.

Given that the Problem of Slytherin post is at least a couple months old, I actually already have written a Pettigrew post! 

Here's the Peter Pettigrew post - my Peter Pettigrew tag also elaborates a bit on defending Pettigrew's Sorting into Gryffindor (although tbh, the more that comes out on Pottermore, the more I think JKR might pull a "Sorting Hat put Pettigrew into Gryffindor because he wanted to be brave" instead of showing whatever qualities of bravery he does have - and if that's the case, I'd strongly disagree because I do believe Pettigrew belongs in Gryffindor on his own merits, however scanty those are.) But here's a sampler of confession responses, etc.

And here's my major Pettigrew meta, focusing on the missed opportunity that was Peter Pettigrew. 

I've also done a small series about plausible ways that Slytherin could have been incorporated as a not-naturally-bad House - AU History at this point considering Pottermore, but here are some follow-ups to the Problem of Slytherin:

a companion piece, Slytherin and the Pursuit of Power, showing how Slytherin House has innately been coded as evil without the pure-blood stuff (in terms of that, I've also got a How Hufflepuff Hate Originated post showing how that particular piece of fandumb has its roots in the text)

A Plausible Alternative Wizarding History

Plausible Reasons to Take a Basilisk to School

and its companion piece griping about Godric Gryffindor being the perfect hero to Salazar Slytherin's irrational bigot

Post-DH Headcanon (or: How to make a post-DH Slytherin House not so evil)

Basically, this is kind of a tiny meta masterpost - not everything I've done comprehensively, obviously, but a bit of a thematic sampler. 

Also, thank you for all of your compliments about my Problem of Slytherin post - it's by far the most popular piece of meta (or Tumblr post) I've ever done and it's one of the biggest problems of the series for me (...which reminds me, if you want to know my other issues with the world-building, you'll want to read this - I don't know if you share any of those issues, but those are my personal Biggest Issues With HP. I might put up a piece a little bit later/the next time I get in a writing mood about Gryffindorian Moral Relativism (aka the problem of "I loathe a traitor," with Hermione's scarring of Marietta Edgecombe/the twins' stuffing Montague in the toilet being treated fairly lightly by the text - I just had an ask in my box not too long ago asking why Marietta's scarring bothers me/why I think it's a problem, and I think it'll expand well into a larger post.) 

[corgay-blog]

"my boss's girlfriend keeps telling me to get the corners of my mouth pierced"

"then how will you suck dick"

[hotelmario]

pimpska replied to your post: YOU MASTURBATED TO FURRY SHIT

see: the constant circle jerk that is the hannibal fandom

not only that but i'm talking about people who, and i dont mean to ~*"kink shame"*~ anyone, but i've seen people who reblog fuckin straight up gore porn with like intestines and shit, people who get off to being physically harmed. 

[becblanc]

pimpska replied to your post: yeeEEEEEEESSSSS THE CROWN IS IN THE ABLE SISTERS...

IT IS 330AM GO THE FRICK TO SLEEP

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM