#pink's headcanons

[tickled-in-pink]

hiii, i saw you are interested in helluva boss! are you taking any hc requests and if you are may i pls request stolitz tckl hc’s? if not that’s fine thankssss☺️

Hi there! Sure, I don't mind to take requests for headcanons~ ! I can whip up something for ya~; )

Stolitz Tickle Headcanons

I feel like this GIF sums up their dynamic pretty well. Blitz is the ler and the Stolas is the lee. Hands down.

Not that Stolas couldn't get one over Blitz. Like I said, he has major switch energy but I think he leans more towards lee, plus I don't think Blitz would enjoy being tickled as much as doing the tickling.

God, Blitz would be most teasy ler. (that smirk hooooo boi) He's just talking the entire time he's wrecking Stolas, completely unphased and enjoying every second of reducing this tall owl prince to a flustered mess.

If Blitz can get Stolas to hooting levels of laughter, he considers it a win. It cracks him up every single time.

"Heh, I must be gettin' ya good if I got you hooting like this~"

"BLIHIHIHITZHEHEHEY!!! YOHOHOU'RE SOHOHOHO MEHEHEAN!!"

"Uh-huh, yeah, sure."

Given how much bigger Stolas is than Blitz (I'm talking about their heights ya nasties), I imagine Blitz would have to tie Stolas up to properly tickle him. Not that Stolas has any qualms with this~

If I had to pinpoint where Stolas would be most ticklish, it would definitely be on his ribs and under his arms. (Also under his chin too because I saw a comic for the idea and I thought it was adorable)

If Stolas decided to switch it up on his impish little plaything, it never fails to surprise Blitz. It hasn't happened too much, but often enough for Stolas to know where Blitz is most sensitive.

Blitz's worst areas are his neck/shoulder and his hips. Stolas found out about his neck one night when they were cuddling and it never fails to make Blitz shriek when he traces his beak along the side of the imp's neck.

"FUHUHUHUHUHCK!!! YOHOHOHOU DIHIHICKBAHAHAG!!! CUHUHUT IT OHOHOHOUT!!!" "Ohhhh, is that any way to talk to your prince, Blitzy~? Perhaps I should keep tickling you as punishment for such foul language~"

"YOU'RE SOHOHO FUHUHUCKIN' DEHEHEAD!!"

Overall, they're dynamic is adorable and they end up having some pretty wholesome moments behind closed doors~

[tickled-in-pink]

Ya'll, I am so disappointed in the Helluva Boss tickle community and nobody asked why, but I'm gonna tell you.

Are ya'll seriously telling me...that you haven't looked at this man...

And haven't thought about what it would be like to get wrecked by him...?

DO YOU SEE THE SMIRK ON THIS FUCKERS FACE.

I KNOW YA'LL AIN'T BLIND. THIS BOI SCREAMS MAJOR LER ENERGY AND ITS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE.

I KNOW IT. YOU KNOW IT. WE ALL KNOW IT.

You know the saying 'put out what you want to see in the world?' WELL APPARENTLY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO MAKE TICKLE CONTENT FOR THIS SONUVA BITCH.

YA'LL DONE MY BOI STRIKER DIRTY, SO YA'LL ARE GONNA GET IT NOW.

Striker Tickle Headcanons

Do I even need to say it again? THE MAN IS A STONE COLD LER. That smug ass smirk is the last thing you're gonna see before he wrecks your shit.

Ruthless. Absolutely fucking ruthless. You can beg, scream, cry all you want, it won't help you. He's not gonna stop until he's done with you. Once he figures out that you're ticklish, he's gonna find every excuse he can to use it against you.

The man is an assassin. He's trained to pinpoint people's weaknesses, so it's not going to take him long at all to find all of your worst areas.

Whatever you do, don't imagine those sharp, dexterous claws of his wiggling into the grooves between your ribs or scratching achingly slow along the dips of your hips. Don't do it.

Teasing. Oh sweet lord, the teasing. Ya'll aren't ready for it. I'm not ready for it. Just imagine that low, gravely voice rumbling in your ear while you're squealing with laughter and it just goes, "Aww, whassa matter, darlin'~? Does it tickle that bad~?" INSTANT BUTTERFLIES.

He's just casually commenting about how sensitive you are with that confident smirk on his face while you are just dying in a ticklish puddle underneath him.

Oh, he's gonna make you tell him how much it tickles. He's gonna make you admit how much you like to be tickled and he won't let you hide your face either.

Did you think I'd forget about that tail of his? If he sneaks up on you, that rattle is the only indication you're gonna get of what's about to transpire. Apart from that, he totally uses it to keep you from getting away or he'll use it as a tool! That sharp pointy tail would feel like absolutely torture if it just brushed ever so lightly under the arms or across the neck....

Don't play hide-and-seek with him. You're gonna have a good bad time. That nervous anticipation of him finding you is only going to ADD to the round of tickling you're gonna get when he does and he knows it.

All in all, Striker is the best AND worst kind of ler in that he's ruthless, charming and will turn you into a flustered ticklish mess after what feels like hours of torture. All I can say is prepare yourself.

[perfectpinkwater]

Headcanon that all the different versions of Megaman like Transformers, but only follow different versions of the franchise; i.e., Rock likes G1, X likes Prime, Star likes Beast Wars, Volnutt likes TFA, and Exe likes RiD. They all think their fav series is the best and the others’ fav series sucks and will fight to the death over it if provoked enough.

[perfectpinkwater]

Headcanon that Samus got all bara from hanging around Megaman so much. This includes play-fighting, arm-wrestling, training, and giving him piggyback rides. Considering he weighs more than her, she buffed up pretty fast.

[perfectpinkwater]

So like what if Ness, TL, and Rock all vie for Lucas’ attention because they’re big brothers and wanna take care of little brother Lucas and they all have different ways of showing it?

Ness is the rough, tough, mischievous type who noogies Lucas and gets into playfights with him. Very playful and silly.

Toon Link likes to take it easy and naps often. Very gentle and relaxed; plays pretend and uses his imagination a lot. Soft spoken and warm-hearted.

Rock is very touchy-feely and hugs/cuddles a lot and likes the outdoors. Enjoys knitting and gardening; has a lot of toys and loves watching cartoons. Plucky, but modest.

[perfectpinkwater]

So like what if all the Inklings have names that have the word ‘squid’ somewhere in them, like Squidward?

[perfectpinkwater]

So I was watching someone LP Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, and now I have this headcanon that, similar to Luigi’s case, everyone in Smash knows Pit’s name, but not Dark Pit’s name, so they call him shit like ‘that black guy’, ‘Mr. Black/Dark’, ‘Pete’, and, my personal favorite, ‘Dank Pete’.