Top 10 most lightweight transformers at a party
1. Prowl. He’s not allowed to drink anymore. It’s not that he gets emotional or rowdy he just shuts down, face down on the couch/table
2. Optimus, Despite his body (frame?) weight I think he would get drunk after like two drinks then get super emotional he starts sobbing no matter the emotion he’s experiencing
3. Blurr uhhh I don’t have much of an explanation for this one he just seems like the kind of guy who gets just a whiff of alcohol and suddenly he’s black out face down on the floor
4. Starscream he can handle more than the top three but he talks a big game then you get past three drinks and he’s done for
5. Thundercracker is in the same boat as Optimus, mostly goes on about how he loves/misses his dog
6. Moonracer. Absolutely ADORE her but two shots in she can’t walk in a straight line she is dancing and bumping into everyone
7. Firstaid. He rarely drinks so it’s a given that he has low tolerance
8. ALL of the Aerial bots except for like Silverbolt because he’s would be fhe designated driver would be so done after two or three drinks
9. I think Swindle could handle alcohol kinda well but he still gets pretty bad after minimal of 4 drinks
10. Hotrod/Rodimus is a complete lightweight. He’s really drunk after three or four but he just KEEPS GOING Ratchet and Drift have to cut him off and take him home












