Jan 23, 2019
same, piscatella, same
seen from China
seen from Canada
seen from Türkiye
seen from Israel
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seen from Brazil
seen from Germany
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seen from Yemen
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same, piscatella, same
Literally the worst character, but some great lines...
“Women don’t fear pain the same way men do.”
“Well my vision is 20/20, lady, and all I see is awesome!”
You can dye your hair, paint your face... but it doesn't change the truth underneath.
Piscatella
Me after every season finale of OITNB: What the actual fuck just happened?
Brad William Henke appreciation post.
He is such a sweet cinnamon roll 😭 . That is his Instagram, show him some love!
(Even though he plays one of the most evil characters in the history of OITNB lol remember it’s a character)
I JUST REALIZED THE GUY WHO DEFACED PAM’S MURAL IN THE OFFICE IS THE SAME ACTOR WHO PLAYS PISCATELLA IN ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK
How OITNB S5 Should Have Ended:
SWAT GUY: We’re 10 short.
CAPUTO: You’re 12 short, you idiot. And we just saw one of the girls who is missing get her fucking arm broken by that Neanderthal guard that, let me point out, is also STILL FUCKING MISSING.
SWAT GUY: But...but...guns...and carnage.
CAPUTO: *eyeroll* I am so done with this anal-dwelling buttplug.
FIG: We should...
CAPUTO: You, too, you soul-sucking twatwaffle.
BEYONCE: I’m here. I got this.
*RIOT ENDS, THERE’S PEACE ON EARTH, THE POPE IS THERE*
Alex Vause being shown getting her arm broken by piscatella on the news and on YouTube means that kubra is gonna know she's alive and he's gonna try to kill her again