Dearest Piss Dude, what’s your origin story? How are you possible? Please.
[Well I don't exactly know... one day I dragged myself out of a puddle by the corner of some sort of bar and I've been wandering around ever since. Angel says that I'm "Infused with a very powerful blessing" and apparently it keeps me cohesive. Despite it, I still need to occasionally refill myself as some gets lost while I'm moving from place to place. Some people here are oddly enthusiastic about helping me, though...]















