#piss dude

[devilfox1387]

What Gose on in my brain sometimes Im losing my mind

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[ask-angel-and-the-other-fandudes]

Fist fight. No weapons. Who’s winning?

"huh, what are you all pointing at me for? Did I miss something?"

[ask-angel-and-the-other-fandudes]

could i give each of you guys a little smooch on the cheek?? (platonically ofc)

[Mold Dude isn't too stoked.]

[Angel Dude isn't emoting it too well, but he's happy.]

[Gal very much appreciates it!]

[Corto's all smug about it. Why of course.]

[Piss Dude is... Concerned? Rightfully so, not even he's sure where that part of him was sourced from exactly.]

[ask-angel-and-the-other-fandudes]

Dearest Piss Dude, what’s your origin story? How are you possible? Please.

[Well I don't exactly know... one day I dragged myself out of a puddle by the corner of some sort of bar and I've been wandering around ever since. Angel says that I'm "Infused with a very powerful blessing" and apparently it keeps me cohesive. Despite it, I still need to occasionally refill myself as some gets lost while I'm moving from place to place. Some people here are oddly enthusiastic about helping me, though...]

[ask-angel-and-the-other-fandudes]

Piss Dude, are you okay with the fact you are made out of piss? 💛💛💛

I mean... I just kind of have to deal with it. I'm as okay with being made out of piss as you people are okay being comprised of flesh and blood and bone.