#pisscentric

[freakseason]

Hey so imagine Angel and Husk, before they started getting along, getting handcuffed to each other for whatever reason. How willing are they to ask each other to accompany them to the bathroom, how able are they to actually be able to pee in front of the other 👀

YOU 🫵

Hehe that’s a great question, most prompts take place after they start getting along so this makes it really interesting.

Husk isn’t shy about saying when he has to piss. I still think Husk thinks of it as just a normal bodily function, it’s not that big of a deal. I don’t even think he’d be that bothered by peeing in front of people. I think there is that added discomfort though because of Angel pushing his boundaries so often, so he might be hesitant if anything. If he’s visibly desperate, Angel will definitely be teasing him. That’s the only thing that would embarrass him in this situation. In the end he would just bring them both to the bathroom and won’t have a hard time going at all, but he will make sure Angel turns away and shuts his mouth.

Angel isn’t really shy about the fact that he has to go either. He gets whiny very quickly, even if he doesn’t have to go that badly. He just knows that once he feels it it’s gonna get worse quickly. But since his whining starts so early on, Husk thinks he’s being dramatic to annoy him, so he won’t take him seriously. But there is a point where Angel seriously cannot hold it anymore and he nags Husk about it enough that they finally go to the bathroom. Angel may not be shy about saying he has to pee, but when it comes to actually peeing he gets a little nervous. He’s in a silent room with the guy he totally does not have a crush on and with Husk telling him to hurry up there’s just too much pressure. He can’t go until Husk turns around and turns on the sink.

This could also end in an accident 👀

Husk being convinced that he has a bladder of steel and he can make it until whenever the handcuffs are removed, but he loses it just as they’re being unlocked.

Angel is unable to relax enough to pee in front of Husk so he gives up. Husk is concerned (mostly because he doesn’t want to be handcuffed to someone soaked in piss, not because he feels bad what are you talking about) and he tries to convince Angel to keep trying but he refuses. He only lasts another hour before he has an accident.

No matter the outcome, they have an unspoken agreement to never talk about it again. At least until they become friends, then they can joke about it :]

[freakseason]

Hūsk is a fave, you say? Hm, imagine Al has him bartending for a busy event, maybe Mìmzy is hosting something and he's there, and it is so so busy. And Al chose only him so he's absolutely swamped with orders and glasses to clean and the night just keeps going on. He's behind the bar and thus able to help himself to whatever he needs to get through the night when no one's looking... And I have a feeling you know where I'm going with this... 👀

OUGH you are cooking !!!

I’m imagining this happening at the hotel. Hūsķ is CONSTANTLY drinking, and obviously all that liquid is gonna hit him at some point. And since it’s so busy he can’t/doesn’t feel like he can step away to take care of it. The sight and sounds of liquid pouring just makes his need more urgent.

He doesn’t seem like a particularly fidgety person to me, so if he had to go bad enough that he couldn’t stand still, it would be pretty obvious something was wrong. But his lower half is hidden by the bar anyway, so maybe he could get away with crossing his legs and shifting from foot to foot. And the guy has an excellent poker face, so he manages to keep a straight face through all of it.

This could go a few ways. Alästør probably knows him well enough to tell something is off. As amusing as it is to watch him squirm, it would be bad publicity for the bartender to wet himself on the clock, so he allows him a quick break. Hűşk walks off, stoic as ever like he’s not about to piss his pants. He knows he’s not going to make it to a bathroom in time. Maybe he breaks into a sprint halfway down the hall, only to wet himself the moment he catches sight of the toilet. Or he steals a bucket from the janitor closet 👀 sorry Nǐfftý

Orrrr he can’t get a break, and the best option he can think of is to sneak the empty bottle he was just drinking from under the bar and carefully aiming into it to finally get relief. The event is loud enough that it (mostly) covers up the sound of his stream filling the glass, and everyone is too distracted to notice or care about Hùśk’s awkward hand placement.

Maybe he can’t even do that. He has to go so badly it hurts, and he’s already leaked a little. The dampness in his boxers only makes it harder to hold it in. He doesn’t last much longer after that before a few leaks turns into a full stream, and he has to fight to keep a straight face while a puddle is growing under him. He could “accidentally” knock over the drink he was making as an excuse for the wet patch on his pants and to have a reason to go and get himself cleaned up.

Or maybe he’s in shock and can’t think of a solution. He doesn’t have accidents too often so I’m sure it would be distressing for it to happen to him when he isn’t blackout drunk, so he just hides behind the bar until the guests leave. He’s behind the bar 99% of the time so it’s not odd to any of the residents, but when Chärlíē tries to call him over for something and he refuses to walk out from behind the bar, everyone can tell something’s up >:)

[freakseason]

Do I remember you saying you had a headcanon for afab angel? I know it's unlikely that he's not out, sex worker and all, buuut consider he's desperate around someone who doesn't know (cough husk season 1) and they offer him a bottle to piss in and he can't 🥺

I think about this SO often you have no idea. Pissing in a bottle is not easy with AFAB anatomy.

Even though he’s likely out already (like you said, sex worker and all) it’s entirely likely that a lot of the hotel residents don’t know because they’re not like. ACTIVELY looking at his content and all of the posters seem kind of vague. So it’s not a stretch!!

So on top of being desperate and having nowhere to go, he’s offered an option that he literally can’t take. Something tells me he already tried that once before but it didn’t work out well for him 🤭 so he already knows not to attempt it.

Considering most of hell has seen Ańgęl naked he doesn’t really keep it a secret or sugarcoat anything. He’d be like “I HAVE A VAGINA DUMBASS” and that gets his point across pretty well lmao.

But that doesn’t mean there aren’t other things he can pee in 👀

[freakseason]

King I am FERAL over the first two fics. Angel finally giving in and going in the container, and then two minutes later the elevator is fixed 🤭 n he's just standing there with a box of piss like ⊙⁠.⁠☉ I know he cried in his room after that. Poor guy :[

... Alastor probably cried in his room after that too. He definitely did hehehe I've already re-read day 2 so many times, the lil shenanigans you fit into the fic are sending me and I don't know how I'm going to explain it if I start giggling at a display of apples later lmao

AHHH yay!! You know me, they both absolutely cried in their rooms after 😽

The second fic was so much fun to write because I was able to fit so much of their bullshit in there lmao. I almost forgot to make Älaştor pee 💀 I’m so glad you liked them!!

[freakseason]

So glad someone agrees that that post is Charlie coded 👀

It really is!! She’s way too much of a people pleaser to say no when someone asks her for assistance with something, even if that means setting aside her own needs.

And I think I’ve mentioned before that she believes no one should be ashamed of a normal bodily function (I just now realized I said that in an anonymous ask oopsie) but I think she’s also a little bladder shy which makes her stance on that funnier. She really just wants to be polite but that does not work in her favor 🙃

[freakseason]

"Hopefully the next one will be better" (casually posts the best an//gel art I have ever seen)

Nah but fr that art is amazing and I am now once again feral over Ang//el piss tempted to write another fic Okay that's all I have to say for now byeeee

TYSMMM that means so much to me!! I think I’m just overly critical of myself lol.

I am always feral over An//gel piss if you happened to write another fic I wouldn’t complain whaaaat who said that