#pit babe au

[ohanny]

i need an au where all the pit babes have their own familiars that follow them around and kenta's is a little black cat that expresses all the emotions he himself can't.

kenta, standing stiff by the door: hello

kenta's familiar: happily running to wind himself around kim's ankles

babe: ... are we supposed to ignore that or -

kenta: yes

and then kenta alone in his room, squishing his kitty's cheekies all "why do you have to be such a whore, oh my god you're so embarrassing" and the kitty's all

"who you calling a whore, i'm literally part of your soul"

[miusmusings]

CharlieBabe medieval fantasy au

Babe's one of Tony's knights, sent to slay a dragon. The dragon is Charlie. When Babe gets to the dragon's lair, fully expecting to die a glorious death, he gets a lapful of a dragon that's more like a puppy, licking him and cuddling him. He gets 'kidnapped' knightnapped by the fierce dragon and is never seen again.

Babe, waving his sword: I'm the best knight in the kingdom, sent to kill you

Charlie: Mate? Pretty mate for me?

Charlie always flew undercover using his ✨special dragon magic✨to see Babe's knight training, and now he has Babe in his house lair. He's gonna make sure that man never wants to leave by spoiling him off his feet with affects and pretty trinkets.

And tell Babe how instead of using his knights to protect that kingdom, Tony uses them to kill innocent people who protest his rule. And that dragons in fact do not hurt ppl or livestock, they usually have agreements with villagers living near their lair: protection with dragon magic and dragon fire for sheep and cattle every month.

But Tony doesn't like that because

it makes his position and as a kind unstable because the ppl don't need the king's protection or the king's guards and knights for safety

those sheep and cattle are his tax!! How dare!!

Anyway Babe who has taken those noble knightly ideals that Tony used as an eyewash to his very heart, is gonna kill the king. Somehow.

(with a sword strengthened by dragon magic, with dragon fire and the power of love on his side ✨✨)

It'll be his courting gift the dragon!Charlie - a human heart, the king's - which Babe had learnt is very popular with dragon. Though Charlie tells him that no anyone civilised dragon uses human hearts now.

Charlie: Usually dragons find some precious stone - not steal them mind you, a stolen trinket makes bad gift - and curve it into a heart. Rubies are popular choices (✿◠‿◠)

Babe, sweating: oh.

Babe's too poor for a ruby heart in this au. knights don't have the best pay under Tony, it's more for honour and such than anything. Pick up poor, young commoners boys, orphans etc off the streets and talk their ears off about wretched, terrible dragons are actually the ones responsible for famines and their parents' death and not Tony's bad tax policies and corrupt officials and such😔

[oishitea]

Pit Babe really gets the funniest thoughts out of me. Thanks @sunshinesanctuary for feeding the gremlin that lives in my head lmao

Pit Babe/Back to the Future AU? Sure.

This is the most unserious undertaking of AUs, so please keep that in mind or feel free to read this and run with it:

Willy is the child of one of the couples in our X-Hunter-plus-Pete family (the start of this was from my post about Willy being CharlieBabe's son, but it doesn't really matter)

We don't know how or why he joins this journey to the past, he just does, who needs details

Marty has to flirt with his mom -> Willy and Babe (or whatever whack shit goes down there)

Our Doc Brown?

It's Dean

"Yeah I wanted to fix that one time I betrayed your parents and went to jail...and other stuff"

Loong Dean using his old racing car to rig into a time machine lol

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

Because Loong Dean has time-travelled more than once

He's also Reval

(I know this makes Babe a paradox, but of all characters to have that trait it would be him, he is main character of all time already)

UUuuuuuhhhh THAT'S IT

[le-trash-prince]

Hi Em! Hope you are well!

Have you had any new thoughts about the KimKenta working for Pete undercover at a bdsm club au? Cause I’m still so obsessed with it and I think about it at least once a day!

(fake dom/sub AU for context)

Ohhh yes I do have more thoughts to share! so here’s one:

Despite all of his grandstanding about how Kim needs to swallow his sense of ethics in order to fit in with this club, it’s Kenta who almost blows their cover.

After weeks of visiting the club, the alphas in the inner circle are interrogating Kim, verbally poking at him to see if they deem him worthy of admittance to their ranks. Kenta barely paying attention to the conversation. His role is simply to follow orders, to stand where Kim has ordered him, wrists cuffed together, eyes on the floor. He’s not a spy, he’s just a glorified piece of decoration along with all the other subs in the room.

And then the most loudmouthed alpha shoves at Kim’s chest, asking why they should let a brat in.

Kenta doesn’t even remember moving.

It’s not until he hears Kim’s sharp, “Enough,” that he even realizes he’s got the man pinned to the wall by his throat, and that every guard in the room has a gun trained on him. He eases off the man’s throat, but he can’t bring himself to back off. His heartbeat is thudding in his ears—he knows he’s fucked up. He’s just supposed to be a useless toy that was passed on to an arrogant racer. Not a living weapon. Not someone who has feelings for his dom. But his vision is still tinged with red, and he still wants to tear this man to pieces just for touching Kim.

And then he feels Kim’s fingers tugging at the loop on his collar, and he pulls back, letting the man collapse against the wall, letting Kim push him to his knees. There are angry voices around him, demanding an explanation, but Kim remains as unflappable as ever, smoothing the incident over as if it were something that happened all the time.

“Why wouldn’t he protect me?” Kim says. “He’s my dog, after all.” He tucks his fingers under Kenta’s chin as he says this, guiding Kenta’s gaze until he’s looking up at Kim. “And I’m the center of his world.”

And in that moment, Kenta believes his words with every fiber of his being.

[goldenquillarchive]

Love me out loud

a Idol!Kim and Bodyguard!Kenta au!

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[duskofthemind]

I've seen and read a lot of thing about pregnant Pit Babe characters and how they partners would react.

But the one i saw almost nothing about are Sonic and Dean......in a NorthSonic - WinnerDean dynamic

Now imagine Sonic and Dean are pregnant, at the same time, and they are around 4 month into that pregnancy....

You just know that North and Winner would literally be waiting next to their hands and knees to do anything and everything for them, so there precious lovers wouldn't have to even lift their little fingers.

They would be competing harder than on a race track to see who take the best care of his mate/unborn child

And Sonic and Dean ? They would use and abuse the power they have over their man to make then do the stupidest most insane thing......just for because! And they would thrive in the chaos, glow like no other pregnant person as ever glow.

And then you have Babe in the corner, carrying a toddler, watching his two padawan with the proudest smile on his face - because who else could 've teached Sonic and Dean the way of the Ultimate Babygirl if not the QUEEN of Babygirl himself

[ohanny]

you know how long running tv shows often have that one parallel universe / coma dream episode where it's like oh, if she had done one thing different... HEAR ME OUT

this kenta grew up in a happy, healthy home where tony is still a businessman but does regular old real estate and he's married to reval who is a regular old doctor and they live in a huge suburban house with their bazillion children.

kenta is a total mama's daddy's boy who got a degree in accounting and works as his father's assistant. he carries a tablet in his sweater paws and will shyly bring you a tray full of tea and home baked cookies while you wait for your appointment.

then he meets kim who, to quote @enigmaharper, is "in a leather jacket and tats, bound and determined to ruin someone's life."

see, kim is a broke hongdae fuckboy who never became a star racer because he went to korean juvie for totaling a stolen car he took on a joyride without a license. he works odd jobs as a mechanic until a bar fight leaves him facing assault charges. knowing that with his record he might face jail time, he dusts off his thai passport and bails.

he encounters babe at a night club and is about to go all in on that when babe's brother shows up to pick him up and oh fuck. kenta in his fluffy chanel sweater, obviously naive and blushing after a single, skeevy look makes for a much easier mark.

[miusmusings]

thinking about a kentakim porn star au... where kim is kenta's new partner for a scene who's not an asshole and tony is kenta's manager slash producer slash owner of the sketchy studio kenta's signed under.

it involves kenta having a difficult time and kim actually caring for him and paying attention to the non verbal cue his body's sending (what a surprise! gasp! ft kenta) and tony berating kenta later while kim goes to get him a water bottle and a sandwich.

it might also have some tony punching ft kim... and lawsuits and careers in jeopardy and a rival studio called xxx hunter (thanks, Anny!)

(bear in mind ik nothing about the inner workings of the porn industry)