Pizza Eats
I’m at work and we’re all trying to decide what to eat for lunch. One person mentions ordering a pizza, but wants to know if I wanted to share the pizza with her. I say, “sure,” because who doesn’t want free lunch?
Well, this person goes on to say she’s ordering an individual-sized pizza. This is where I get confused–This same person explains that she and another co-worker ordered this individual-sized pizza before and shared it, but that it was “so much pizza” for them. They ended up throwing away the rest. Please be aware that this individual-sized pizza is four small slices, they each had one slice and threw two away.
These co-workers were thinking about who they could share the pizza with if they ordered it again. Then they thought and said I would be a good person to share the pizza with, since it’s “so much pizza” and they needed someone to help them eat it.
What. The. Heck.
1. Why am I first choice to share this individual-sized pizza? Because I’m the biggest person in the office?!
2. Just because I’m big, doesn’t mean I’ll eat any food leftover.
3. Why order the pizza if you can’t finish it?!