I think it's time I admit that Rook isn't that bad
He's a harmless silly guy if you let him in
Very encouraging, uplifting
Polite gentleman, very posh, very quaint
You will not be lied to and told the brutal truth in all circumstances, but he'll help you out
Need a courage boost? He gots you
Need a secret to be let out? He'll keep it forever
Need a friend to go with you to any event? He'd be happy to escort you
Need any kind of advice? He has it all
Need someone taken care of? He's had the body bag long time waiting
Need to vent about a vexing someone? Well ...
He'll tell you his opinion, but everything is beautiful in its own way, lies, looks, talent, actions, we really don't need to stress about it
He's a little weird, but sometimes we need an anomaly in our days
Be his friend and you'll never have to worry about losing your friendship (getting rid of him would be harder) and people will stop bothering you with him around
He's an alright little fella
Just don't look behind his wallpaper or under the mattress