when Nico and Bianca were kids they probably used to hang out with Hades a lot.....and Hades has absolutely no experience with kids except like godly kids and one day Maria has to do something and he’s looking after baby Nico and Bianca for the first time and he’s like Hades:so....uhm what d’you wanna do? Bianca:pway! pway! Nico: *incoherent baby noises* Hades, used to children coming out of the womb speaking full sentences: pway......maybe i should ask Athena Hades:uhm.. okay why don’t you play with the toys over there Nico: *incoherent baby noises* Bianca: yaayy!! pway, pway pwaaayyyy!!!! Hades: *teleports to wherever Athena spends her time* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Athena *startled*: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?! Hades: yes...so i have to take care of Nico and Bianca, my kids and..... Athena: Yes.... Hades: I dont know how to....Nico isn’t speaking and Bianca’s only saying one word and a little before Maria left Nico cried for no reason... Athena, who did her research on human children and know how they function : have you ever met a human child? Hades: Well obviously i have many human children- Athena: have you ever taken care of one before? Hades: Well.....uhm....no Athena, two seconds later: i have made a list, follow it and never come to my *insert place* ever again ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hades: *teleports back* *finds Bianca crying and Nicos diaper full* Hades: *starts reading Athena’s list* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- to be continued.....
