doctors piper and jason and their easily injur boyfriend leo
omg like just imagine tho, clumsly leo is so possible tbh like he’s good with his hands bc he made a freaking ship!! but i mean like leg wise…think about it…when he’s not fighting and he doesn’t have the adrenaline…he’d probably trip over everything like just…
piper and jason having boxes of band-aids in every room in the house
leo always calling them whenever he bangs his knee or stubs his toe even though it might not hurt he just wants to tell them “i did it again”
piper and jason putting a band-aid on his cuts and kissing it
piper and jason having this caretaker complex, and won’t admit it but they love fussing over him
leo can’t get burnt by fire but one day they go for a walk during the winter in central park or somewhere with a playground and there’s no kids cause it’s snowing so leo has the bright idea to go play on the monkey bars but he doesn’t realize how frozen everything is so he gets ice burn and his hands are raw so piper and jason have to take him back to the house and warm him up and they make him hot cocoa but he can’t even drink it bc his hands are still burning from the ice
leo ending up in the hospital that they work at so much that whenever he walks in people just assume he’s hurt and tell him to go to room 224 which has p much become his room
leo getting sprained ankles every few months bc building ships and fixing dragons gets you in awkward positions and he might have fallen once or twice or a bunch of times (this would obv happen at camp)
piper and jason wrapping his ankles in gauze every time
leo becoming great friends with all the nurses in the hospital and bringing them snacks and hanging out with them at night when piper or jason have to work late shifts or perform sudden surgeries
leo pestering jason or piper in front of the nurses saying that they should appreciate the nurses more bc they carry half the weight around here, maybe more
leo flirting with the nurses, male and female, for fun and he’s been around long enough that they know he’s just joking around but jason and piper also do get a little jealous when they see him wooing the nurses and twirling them around
HOT MAKEOUT SESSIONS IN BROOM CLOSETS WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING
the janitors know
jason and piper getting him ice packs when he hits his head, kissing his bruises every time they see one
getting the tweezers every time he has a splinter
making sure the cabinets are stocked with cough medicine and vitamins and advil
leo getting seriously hurt one time, attacked by a couple monsters while coming back from work and having to call 911 even though the police obviously don’t know what happened, but when the word gets to jason and piper at the hospital they sprint to his room bc they know exactly what happened
leo having a black eye, scratched lip, and a gash on his arm, but that’s only what isn’t covered and the nurses are mumbling about him being jumped but piper hugs him as hard as she can and jason is standing to the side just silently blaming himself but leo’s trying to keep the mood light bc “come on, my loves, this happens all the time! i am the clumsy one!”
them fixing him up and slipping him ambrosia while none of the other nurses are looking, but then they have to get back to the other patients and a woman in labor just came in not even 30 seconds ago and they need to go so leo wishes them luck and tells them to get back out there
they both kiss him on the forehead once and run off
later, when they’re both off their shift, he wakes up to jason sitting on one side of him holding his hand, his head next to his hip, sleeping, and piper on the other, still awake, running her fingers softly through his hair
he gives her a soft smile and she does the same
“you ok?” she asks
and he knows they’re both beating themselves up, so he says the best thing he can think of, “as long as i’ve got you guys, i’m always ok”
i’m back in the headcanon game
