Homework
1. What is you middle name?
II have no such thIIng.
2. How old are you?
II have lost count.
3. What is your birthday?
what IIs that.
4. What is your zodiac sign?
apparently gemIInII.
5. What is your favorite color?
red, blue and the combIInatIIon of both.
6. What's your lucky number?
2
7. Do you have any pets?
nashIIr when he behaves.
8. Where are you from?
alternIIa.
9. How tall are you?
5"7
10. What shoe size are you?
II am unsure.
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
3 or 4 II thIInk.
12. What was your last dream about?
due to my vIIsIIon twofold II tend to have nIIghtmares rather than dreams.
13. What talents do you have?
the abIIlIIty to deal patIIently wIIth nashIIr.
14. Are you psychic in any way?
yes. II have vIIsIIon twofold whIIch allows the voIIces of those about to dIIe to fortell thIIngs to me. usually IIn the form of IIncomprehensIIble screamIIng.
15. Favorite song?
ones wIIthout words are usually preferable so II do not need to lIIsten to any shIItty rendIItIIons of them by other people.
16. Favorite movie?
fIIlms do not hold my IInterest.
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
IIdeals tend to be dull. II am fIIne wIIth what II have.
18. Do you want children?
IIm assumIIng these are small humans. no.
19. Do you want a church wedding?
a what.
20. Are you religious?
not through choIIce.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
not whIIlst II have been concIIous.
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
many tIImes.
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
II suppose.
24. Baths or showers?
showers.
25. What color socks are you wearing?
one black. one whIIte.
26. Have you ever been famous?
apparently.
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
no.
28. What type of music do you like?
generally the type wIIthout lyrIIcs.
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
II am unsure what that term IIs so II wIIll use the google.
...
no.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
II use a recuperation.
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
II do not know as II tend to be unconcIIous.
32. How big is your house?
II do not lIIIve IIn a house.
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
*nashir takes the husktop*
bulge >:O)
II resent you IIn ways you cannot possIIbly fathom you thIIck skulled repugnant fuck.
II generally eat whatever nashIIr cooks for me whIIch IIs generall-
*nashir takes the husktop once more*
my motherfucking bulge >:O)
....
for breakfast, II have a steady dIIet of the sound of a clown beIIng smothered IIn sopor.
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
no.
35. Have you ever tried archery?
>[:(
36. Favorite clean word?
floccIInaucIInhIIlIIpIIlIIfIIcatIIon. the habIIt of estIImatIIng somethIIng as worthless.
37. Favorite swear word?
motherfuckIIng.
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
II am unsure.
39. Do you have any scars?
far too many.
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
unfortunately.
41. Are you a good liar?
yes.
42. Are you a good judge of character?
very much so.
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
no.
44. Do you have a strong accent?
no.
45. What is your favorite accent?
Rosann's IIs rather lovely.
46. What is your personality type?
dull.
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
My hIIghblood garb.
48. Can you curl your tongue?
both sIIdes.
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
II tend to lIIke to be both IIn and out of a room.
50. Left or right handed?
both.
51. Are you scared of spiders?
II dIIslIIke them IIntensely.
52. Favorite food?
burgertroll.
53. Favorite foreign food?
nashIIr's cookIIng.
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
clean.
55. Most used phrased?
'nashIIr, no.'
56. Most used word?
no.
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
not too long.
58. Do you have much of an ego?
no.
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
no.
60. Do you talk to yourself?
no.
61. Do you sing to yourself?
no.
62. Are you a good singer?
fuck no.
63. Biggest Fear?
as IIf II would state that.
64. Are you a gossip?
no.
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
voland ampora.
66. Do you like long or short hair?
both.
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
what IIs that.
68. Favorite school subject?
schoolfeedIIng was done on a one to one basIIs for myself.
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
IIntrovert.
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
no.
71. What makes you nervous?
moronIIc questIIons lIIke thIIs.
72. Are you scared of the dark?
IIm nocturnal.
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
sometIImes.
74. Are you ticklish?
no.
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
dIId you know that nashIIr has a bIIte scar on hIIs nook flap.
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
much to the mIIsfortune of nashIIr.
77. Have you ever drank underage?
II have never drank underage, IIf II had drank underage IIm sure the underage would have tasted awful.
78. Have you ever done drugs?
probably agaIInst my wIIll consIIderIIng my partner.
79. Who was your first real crush?
II suppose II crushed a rustblood as a youth. II dIIdnt wear those boots agaIIn.
80. How many piercings do you have?
II dont.
81. Can you roll your Rs?"
IIf you gIIve me some paper II suppose II can.
82. How fast can you type?
lIIghtspeed IIf connected cerebally.
83. How fast can you run?
not very.
84. What color is your hair?
black.
85. What color are your eyes?
red and blue.
86. What are you allergic to?
IIdIIots.
87. Do you keep a journal?
II should.
88. What do your parents do?
IIm assumIIng thIIs IIs another human term but II resent googlIIng the last one II am not makIIng the same mIIstake agaIIn.
89. Do you like your age?
whoever wrote thIIs should not be allowed the abIIlIIty to questIIon. you have the chance to ask some truly IIntellIIgent thIIngs yet thIIs IIs the shIIt you come out wIIth.
90. What makes you angry?
the fact people wIIth IIntellect thIIs low are allowed to contIInue to breed.
91. Do you like your own name?
unghhhhhh....
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
II do not want a human spawn.
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
II can see why morra places so lIIttle value IIn the human specIIes as a whole.
94. What are you strengths?
my psIIonIIc abIIlIItIIes.
95. What are your weaknesses?
toleratIIng IIdIIots and human culture.
96. How did you get your name?
*sIIgh*
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
fuck no.
98. Do you have any scars?
II am rather sure you asked me thIIs already.
99. Color of your bedspread?
whIIte.
100. Color of your room?
hopefully staIIned wIIth the blood of the surveyor.