#plaguespeak

[plaguecleric]

I'm Sammy and my skills include: 1. Taking cupcakes out of the pan while they're still burning hot 2. Almost drinking paint water but usually realizing it's paint before I do.

[plaguecleric]

The one time we're down to 4 eggs. And i need 6 to make cake. I hope 24ish cupcakes is enough @__@ probably

[plaguecleric]

I forgot to post earlier but i had the weirdest dream where i got lunch with @beavis-and-butthead-score and we ended up with pizza covered in paint?? But i was like "ANNMARIE NO, YOU CANT EAT CHEESE" and she was like "ITS WORTH THE PAIN" and neither of us thought twice about eating the fuckin toxic paint???

[plaguecleric]

☺️ good mood is here to stay

[plaguecleric]

B i r t h

[plaguecleric]

( > ♡ e)/*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[plaguecleric]

(`v`)

[plaguecleric]

I cannot believe

Im so pissed. I was ALMOST asleep, ALMOST. AND THEN I SNEEZED and bumped the wall and spooked myself. I WAS NEARLY ASLEEP. WHYYYY