Jun 15, 2025
[CIVILIAN ALERT – PUBLIC NOTICE: UNCLASSIFIED]
We are aware that some individuals have reported using Line 7 – Novarail, departing from Platform Ø.
Please be advised:
The Novarail Transit Line was never constructed.
Platform Ø does not exist in any registered transit hub.
Passengers who recall boarding are advised to check their timepieces and confirm the current year.
If you find yourself arriving at your destination before you left, do not attempt to correct it. Proceed with your day. You are now part of the correction field. Report any leftover transit tokens, especially if stamped [NO RETURN].
We repeat: There is no Line 7. You are not late for anything. You were never on the train.