Roger: You know, I didn't think I'd still be helping people move in my 70s
Brian: I didn't think I'd be moving in my 70s
Roger: *nods in a touche type of way* So how are we doing this? The van's following you, i'm following the van, Steve's following me?
Brian: Yes, that's it. And i'm coming back with the lads for round 2 and your-
Rufus: We're all ready to go when you are, Uncle Brian!
Brian: Okay!
Roger: You going with Brian, or with us?
Brian: Rufus will have to go with you, there's no room in my car. Sorry Rufus.
Rufus: That's fine, I don't mind either way.
Roger: .... How?
Brian: What do you mean how? There's no more seats in my car.
Roger: How are there no more seats? You, Anita, your Emily-
Brian: We've got the kettle and the coffee machine in the back so it's the first thing set up in the new kitchen.
Roger: Can't that go in the boot or the middle?
Rufus: ... I'm starting to feel a bit unwanted.
Roger: Sorry, son, you know I don't mean it like that.
Brian: There's.... There's a few things across the back seats next to Emily.
Roger: Alright. *to Rufus* Looks like you're stuck with us.
Rufus: Can I choose the music?
Roger: Rory's driving, it's up to her.
Rufus: So that's no.
~
*at the new place*
Brian: Right, Emily if you take the kettle, one of the lads will take the coffee machine and I'll take-
Roger: Did you seriously drive all the way down here with a teddy bear in the middle seat?
Brian: Christ! Where the hell did you come from?
*Emily takes the kettle, Anita takes the suitcases which have come out of the boot and they leave them to it*
Roger: If you don't know how babies are made now, Bri, it's too late to tell you.
Brian: Funny. You got here quick.
Roger: I overtook the van when it had to slow down. Oh that thing's seen better days.
Brian: I know. It's why he rode in the middle. Coudln't risk him getting all wrecked in an ovestuffed suitcase or a box falling on him. Emily kept a good eye on him...
Roger: You daft sod.
Brian: ... hmmm
Roger: Go on, you put him to bed, me and Rufus will lead the van in. Steve should be here soon too.















