Jun 4
Steve and Nat are the kind of friends that are so close and comfortable with one another that people often think that they're in a relationship. But as soon as someone comes up and asks, the person is immediately hit with:
"Oh, me and Steve? No, never. I deserve better."
"The feeling is mutual, Miss Romanoff."
"His morning breath is terrible, I'm want to send flowers to the poor soul stuck waking up next to that every morning for the rest of their life."
"And the person Natasha will wake up next to won't be able to focus on her breath because they're too sleep deprived from being kept up by her snoring."
Then Natasha pushes Steve into the closet thing next to them and they howl with laughter about it later.