#platonicallyhomo

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ily very much a lot

wow i literally love you so much??? omg :’)

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AU where harry and louis are literally two peas in a pod and they happily live out their days snuggled together

zoe i endorse this they are both precious beans what the heck

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louis draws happy faces on his tummy and talks to them pass it on

LISTEN I KNOW HE NAMES THEM TOO

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sophie,,,,louis will call harry at 3 am and use the go-to "is your fridge running? well you better go catch it!" and even when harry is like "louis why the fuck are you calling me right now I'm trying to sleep" louis will just high five himself and go "ha, classic. good one tommo" I h a t e

“good one tommo” im cryigngf…… the accuracy…. sometimes i wonder…. maybe you’re so good at making these headcanons because you’re living them 👀 expose zoe 

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listen,, louis has totally bought a spiderman sleeping bag on impulse (even after harry said that they wouldn't need it) so in the mornings he wiggles into the sleeping bag, rolls onto the ground, inches across the room on his stomach like a caterpillar, and hums the spiderman theme song sleepily while harry just fonds and calls him "little bug"

NOOOOOOOOO IM BLOCKING yoU

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YOURE MISSING OUT ON ALL THE PEARL LOUIS IN THE GROUP CHAT

FUCK I GOTTA GET IN THERE THEN 👀 I’m goin in

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@platonicallyhomo thank u I love you so much even though you corrupted me

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“Other than the fact that fan fiction is literally my favourite past time does this need another introduction? Answer these questions, whether writing them down, making a video or a voiceclip and tag some people! let’s do this!”  @ficchallenge

I was tagged by Meg @parmahamstories ! I know it’s not gonna be easy but I wanted to do it, so thank you for tagging me love <3

1.    What is the last fic you read that you liked?

The last fic I read that I liked liked is probably Never Gonna Dance Again. I felt so empty after finishing it, I swear that fic stole my soul!

2.    What is the first fic you remember reading?

Ohh this is a good one. I was 16 when I started shipping Larry and everyone was talking about fics. I was very skeptical about it “they aren’t real books, they must be bad written and blablabla”, and I didn’t know anything about gay sex. I wanted to try reading a fic so I chose a random one on my Twitter tl and it was It Beats For Two which is a MPREG. I was so shocked and creeped out after finishing ahah. Now fics with mpreg are my favorites but this is another story.

3.    What is your favourite fic trope?

Royal aus, prostitute aus and fake/pretended relationships aus!

4.    What are your three favourite chaptered fics?

Oh God. Probably Fading, TDOJ and Empty Skies.

Also Unbelievers and I Would Name The Stars For You (C’MON I couldn’t name just three)

5.    What are your three favourite oneshots?

As He That Sleeps Here Swims , a Grocery List Pinned To Blue and Loathly!

6.    What fic would you love a prequel to? and a sequel?

Prequel to Empty Skies and sequel to Landslide (PLEASE).

7.    How about a fic that would make a really good movie?

I’m sorry but I can’t choose one...

1) Landslide, absolutely. It would be such a good movie. With mystery, anxiety, action and love. 

2) And Then A Bit. Imagine this fic as a movie! Harry and Louis pretending to be a couple, Louis falling in love with Harry, Harry and his tattoos for Louis... (I’m already crying)

3) Pull Me Under. Another fake/pretended relationship, it would be amazing on the big screen.

8.    What fic do you think is severely underappreciated?

Eternal Enigma. That fic stole my soul but no one ever talks about it...

9.    What is the funniest sentence you have ever read in a fic?

“I fuck old men for a living. Of course I golf.” (Escapade)

10.  How about the one sentence that broke your heart?

I couldn’t choose just one sentence so here’s a paragraph that literally BROKE my fucking heart:

“I can feel a headache coming, so I’m going to try and keep this brief. I’m sorry I put you through this, that you had to watch me die. I’m sorry I missed our date, that I never got to sit across the table from you at some stupidly expensive restaurant and try to eat with drug heavy hands. I’m sorry that we’re never going to be able to grow old together, that we can’t ever be a family, that I can’t ever get down on one knee and ask you to never leave me. I mean, I don’t know if you want all that, but I do. Just because I can’t ever have it doesn’t mean I don’t want it. I’m sorry that I’m not going to be there to help you get well. I’m sorry that I can’t hold your hand when you don’t remember that you’re strong.”

This is from the letter that Harry wrote in Catch Me I’m Falling. I read it YEARS ago but I still remember I cried the whole night...

11.  Re: other pairings; which do you like and to get into it what should I read?

I only read Larry fics..

12.  Is there a prompt you have?

Harry is Odysseus and Louis is Calypso. They fall in love. (Of course Harry stays with Louis and doesn’t return to Penelope)

I tag @platonicallyhomo @merrykatie @zenlikejen @quitefond @bottomlinsons @tommosgun @nippleau  @paperogue @infinitymp3 and @viplourry!