Me and @vitrexanima starts to play Clue on TableTop Simulator for Steam
We assigned some of our muses to some pawns. For instance, Asher, is the White Pawn. Vitre is the Green Pawn, with a knife on her head. The Knife I keep accusing Asher of using to kill in every room, UP until this point. And My pawn is the purple one. I needed the gun for protection against Asher, while he and I were in the library and I was dragging him all over the mansion accusing him of being the murderer. lol. As you can see, Vitre stole his knife and he had to resort to using a pipe instead.
Here we can see Aeron was murdered in the Ballroom by Asher where I FIRST accused Asher of murdering with the knife in the ballroom. After Vitre Accused Aeron of the same. The blue and yellow pawns are Eira and Tancred, and they are off in the desert wanting NO part of the shit going on in the mansion. Also, I started throwing x’s and ?’s out onto the board at some point. Because why not?!
While I was throwing these x’s out I threw one out that hit Asher so hard it knocked him over and the pipe Right out of the room, into me. I didn’t drop my gun though! And Asher got a Check Mark for being K.Oed! (because the X I hit him with flipped over onto the checkmark side)
Here we see Vitre about to accuse someone of murder! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNN!!! She’s gonna do it to ‘em!
GASP! It WAS ASHER WITH THE KNIFE, only IN THE LIBRARY! The Kinky little shit! He was trying to misslead us when he strangled himself with a rope earlier! That dastardly bastard! lol.
Vitre claiming her win by stepping onto Asher’s still unconscious body! The savagery! But She had to do it to ‘em! He needed to be stopped!
And here, I found these ?’s sticking straight up after being haphazardly thrown into a corner. It’s not right, I tells yah. Those pieces are CURSED!
And now, we will celebrate our victory over the tyrannical Asher! We throw our cards and pieces all about!
Then I summon some Uno decks and Fathers! Because we want our Fathers to be proud of our Victory over the Evil Asher! lol
and then WE THROW THEM ALL INTO THE VOID BECAUSE FUCK THEM ALL! Especially the great and evil Asher! look at ‘em, floating there, conspiring!
Then we poured one out for the homies we lost along the way, Aeron. Aeron was the only one that actually died lol. But he needed about six bottles of rum and a lot of $$$$$$ to get his respects paid due! After that we had a nice, quiet game of Uno, in purgatory. Ciel Phantomhive was there, it was peaceful.
NOW onto Candy Land! Where Asher makes his great return but is denied access to the land of Candy, look at him, that stupid black pawn, I spit at it. But now, it’s a fight between Vitre and I over LAND! GEt off my square! Purple GANG about to go off in this land of candy!
In no time however we turn into five year olds and scatter the cards all over the place like a bunch of hoodlums. Also, I lost, D:, the cards were not in my favor!
After that we started some Chutes and Ladders where Vitre again tries to front the Purple Gang with her Pink Punks this time.
And her gang makes a run for it, using the ladders to escape the onslaught Purple gang would bring! That’s right you Punks! You better run!
But then her Pink Punks make a devastating move and have to slide all the way down to the third row again! The absolute worst. A Fall FROM GRACE. Asher is the grand prize though. I think she threw her turn -Hides the messages in the corner- You see NOTHING! (Also we are cursed by the dice, rolling fours constantly)
After the Purple Gang wins against the Pink Punks, reclaiming our Asher after last games massive loss! Vitre and I decided to throw a party.
We invited a couple of Billy’s, from Billy and Mandy. And some red bouncy balls, oh, and some dice. THEN we invited the planet EARTH! Look at it over there...Oh wait!
The earth started eating all the stuff! What the fuck! Bad Earth! BAD!
In an attempt to calm the earth eating everything down I had fed it some Doritos, which Vitre and I soon found out only made the earth hungrier! So I had to delete the earth and all it’s parasi- I mean citizens!
We continues our party. We took our loot from the battles and Finally Asher...
Was sent right the fuck to hell!