+ tagged by chaneylandbaekone
Rule 1: Always post the rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person that tagged you in has written and write 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post.
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.
1.Let’s start easy - how are you today?
like an ice cube in the middle of the desert
2.Would you touch a butt? Whose?
probs. someone who consents to butt touching.
3.Have you ever fallen out of love with a group/band/artist you used to like?
yup
4.If you had a free pass to touch anywhere on any idol, who and where?
does free pass equal consent because if it does, i would like to touch kris, everywhere
5.Number one comfort food?
chocolate and fattening things
6.Do you think kpop has affected your life for the better or worse?
THE WORS I can't sleep and when i do idols invade my nightmares
7. 5 non-korean artists that you like most? if anyone says anything about 4 chinese members i’m gonna
ummmmm beyonce, frank ocean, plastic tree, fiona sit and some other bands i forget lol (MAROON 5)
8. Do you have any bad or weird habits?
um i like to bite my lip A LOT
9. A pairing or ship that you just don’t like?
umm mostly exos popular ships i guess and those that involve chanyeol and kyungsoo because they're currently on my shit list muHA
10. Are you a part of any fandom other than kpop? If so, what?
ummmm does shameless count lol
11. And lastly, what makes you smile?
luhan's face, my mom, when people mes up, when i mess up and when someone like my writing?? LOL
— sluttyjongin’s questions —
1. What’s your favourite exo teaser?
the one where kai is a mannequin and comes to life. and all the ones with kai.
2. Do you prefer Chanyeol’s hair long or short?
ummm
3. Would you rather have lunch with Luhan or go shopping with Tao?
tao and i don't have similar tastes LOL I think me and Luhan would have a fun time eating dinner C: and we could play soccer or something idk beforehand.
4. Who is the better leader? Suho or Kris?
Both suho and kris have their weaknesses and strengths, i say they're quite even but it's just that kris is a much better talker than suho, more confident, so imma say kris (sorry joonmyeon)
5. Who is the exo member that’s most similar to you?
hmm i think im most like sehun tbh im lazy, i seem really cold at first glance, but im not that cold LOL and awkward and shy lol
6. You wake up and find yourself in an unfamilar bed in an unfamiliar room. You get up and look in the mirror. You are Byun Baekhyun. What’s the first thing you do?
I'd rub my ass on Kris' dick tbqh
7. What teaser song do you want in full-length on the new exo album?
Baby Don't Cry duh.
8. You can see ONE member of exo in drag. Who do you choose?
I want my princess sehuna in a dress DAMNIT.
9. The 12 members of exo get drunk together. Who are the first two to kiss?
Xiumin and Luhan.
10. Does exo motivate you to become a better person and work hard? Name one example of when exo inspired you to persevere.
lol no.
11. You have the chance to say 10 words to your bias. What would they be?
Stop whining on twitter and focus on being more nice to Junsu.
☆.。₀:*゚chaneylandbaekhone’s questions☆.。₀:*゚✲゚*:₀。
1 - Have you ever dreamed of a kpop idol before? If so, what was the dream/your favourite dream?
Jaejoong, we were in a closet together and that's all im going to say.
2 - Coffeeshop!au or College!au? (au = alternative universe)
coffeeshot au! I would like to lick some cream of your latte.
3 - What is your ideal situation in which you meet your bias for the first time?
um at a fanmeeting, where i cry and become a blubbering mes in front of him.
4 - Which type of member do you find yourself stanning the most? (Main dancers, singers, rappers, leader, maknae…)
hmm the vocalist? and the maknae LOL and the Cassie of the group ngl.
5 - Favourite era of your favourite group?
Mirotic Era for DBSK
6 - You’re going to karaoke with a group of idols. Pick 5
um Sungjae, Luhan, Sehun (lol), Kris (HAHAHAHA), and Jaejoong
7 - Whose dick face would you pay a big amount of money to touch?
LOL Jaejoong? Maybe if he lets me lol
8 - Least favourite song from your favourite group
um Purple Line by DBSK and Two Moons by EXO M
9 - Have you picked up any habits from watching korean tv/idols/etc?
um not really besides k dramas becoming a metaphor in my life
10 - Which idol will you forever keep in your heart no matter what happens?
Jaejoongie <3
11 - Write a haiku to your bias
You are a big dumb
Stop drinking so much you dumb
I hate you, dumb face
fathunnies' qs
1. If your bias died would you cry
2. What's your fave fanfic.
3. Your bias got arrested for selling drugs, what do u do
4. Seven more q's are hard, what are your seven OTPS??













