Expendables movie review:
Cheerio Old Chap
(Kingsmen)
I’m start off by saying “It’s Defiantly Worth the Money”. Now, out fitted with two water bottles, a Subway sandwich stashed in my hoody, and a zip lock back with a medley of golden Oreos and honey Teddy Grahams I was over prepared to defecate all over a want to be British spy movie. Who the hell do you think you are trying to replace 007? “You must have gone BLOODY BUGGERS. And I was right, in the sense that it’s nothing like bond but I was defiantly wrong in my assumptions of thinking it was a knock off film.
Essentially, it’s a comical spy movie with a touch of British Gentleman swag. I loved it. Its really a mash-up of GQ and the movie Wanted, minus the whole bending bullets thing. My main man Sam Jackson is in it, so I had no choice but to see it—Morehouse stand up. But besides the great acting and well choreographed fight scenes, it’s a well written movie. The movie didn’t drag out 30 mins longer than needed, no one over acted, the plot was actually pretty good with the whole notion of us humans being a virus to the earth, the good guys looked sharp and the bad guy was a funny gangster with a weak stomach.
I give the movie a good Lol and three head nods with the mean mug face. Where I’m from that’s two thumbs up. Hell, it even inspired me to step my suit game up. I really need to be Gentleman Quality (GQ for those that didn’t know what those letters stood for) instead of fresh and /or Dapper Dan.