”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

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”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????
some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive
I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life
Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:
White lies 🐝 (please read more under the cut <3)
i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it
so anyway yeah iron lung and project hail mary both very good
if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.
i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf
you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!