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[bushmonkey140]

As a Pizza Delivery Driver,

Contactless deliveries are really more like cryptid hunting, here's why:

You receive questionable directions from a sketchy source

Then you head off to find the beast's lair with food bait in tow

Possibly drive through harsh conditions

Set the bait at the entrance on the lair and make a noise to call out the beast

Then retreat to a safe place where you can see the entrance and the bait

Make calls to the beast until you get a response

If you stay focused on one spot, you might catch a glimpse of the creature come out to collect the bait

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk