I am keeping this for posterity.
Featured with no context whatsoever and hi @aheartmadeofkyber
L: dad always handsome just think now we can have dad and baegent being handsome together
S: oh god please I HADN'T THAT HADN'T OCCURRED ... TO ME YET ... I CAN ONLY PROCESS SO MUCH DERAILMENT AT ONCE
L: baegent shaving dad's beard because it makes hera grumpy but dad is blind and can't see what he's doing and he trusts a man with perfect muttonchops to do it nicely
S: oh my lord
L: ;D not that he doesn't trust mom with a straight razor and his neck but it's Just A Dude Thing, ezra doesn't have facial hair yet, chopper is a droid, zeb's hair naturally grows that way and rex doesn't bother anymore and only knows how to give buzzcuts S: i'm crying honestly and i'm sure kallus is 9000% PERPLEXED AS TO WHY ANY OF THESE PEOPLE TRUST HIM WITH ANYTHING AT ALL, WHAT IS THIS SHIT YOU GUYS ... but you don't look gift tauntauns in the mouth
L: "i don't trust you as far as I can throw you but as a man I trust you to not fuck up my sick-ass beard"