Every time I read A/B/O I’m doing it like
[picture IDs: ‘shut up about the’ meme with ‘shut up about the sex, shut up about the sex’
followed by a photo of a man holding another man by his lapels aggressively, captioned ‘Tell me about the biologically mandated legally recognized found family!’]
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tired: oh no I’m going into heat who will I spend it with!!
BORING! OLD!!
Wired:
They said they were going to spend their heat in our pack safe room!! I don’t care that we had them last time, maybe they just know we’ll protect them better! … Oh yeah? Then why did they ask us, huh??
Enlightened:
“I’m sick of you idiots fighting over who gets to bring my partner and I soup during my cycle, and so if you can’t come to a decision either we’re going back to my parents’ house or you are all going to suck it up and sleep in the living room outside the door together!!”
*cue ‘who makes better soup’ shenanigans*
There was only one bed and we woke up snuggling: fantastic
We are rival leaders of two packs sleeping outside the door of our Romeo-and-Juliet dumbasses during their cycle and my pack mates get the good air mattress! Well, you think the same? I’m not budging, so I’ll sleep on the floor, huh! And you will too, huh! Sure hope we don’t wake up snuggling!! : GOD TIER
