Feb 24
me: hello there little earwig on the carpet please crawl on this piece of paper i am going to pop you outside
the earwig: i'm going to pinch you pinch you pinch you pinch you pinch you pinch you pi-
me, successfully putting a glass over it: perfect! outside we go!
the earwig, running laps inside the glass: -nch you pinch you pinch you pinch you pinch you pinch you pinch you p-
me, gently shaking the earwig off into some dirt: that's better!
the earwig: 👁️👄👁️ ..pinch you?
#bro was SO set on pinching#someone has an attitude problem...#stop trying to FIGHT ME I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU#IF YOU STAY IN THE HOUSE MY CATS ARE GOING TO TRY AND EAT YOU#PLEASE. COOPERATE#IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD#i let a cricket jump on my shirt and walked it outside that way like 2 minutes before this#you little earwig...do not have cricket rights...not until you control your temper#bugs