#pleasebroplease

[churoonie]

Yo my digital footprint crazy

I have something very inappropriate to say about this man.

The way I’d let Leon do it from the front, back, upside down, inside up, one leg up, two legs up, cowgirl, missionary, face off, pretzel, belly down, reverse cowgirl, doggy style, in the movies, in the couch, in the bed, inside the car (don’t let this man drive), against the wall, in a restaurant, in the bathroom, ON THE FUCKING CEILING.

 Til I cant sputter a single word anymore, til my throat bruises, til my mouth drools, til my jaw locks,  til the hole remember its shape, til his cum overflows inside me, til the walls get a fresh layer of white paint, til I scream out in pain and pleasure, til his back is covered in scratches and marks, til my thighs shake and give up, til he drowns me in his juices, til my bed breaks,  til my neighbors know and remember his name, til I cant think of anything but Leon S(lut me out) Kennedy, til we repopulate raccoon city.

Biggest mistake in my life was to like ONE video about him in tiktok and now my FYP IS FULL OF LEON FUCKING KENNEDY. Going down the rabbit hole and meeting other unhinged Leon fans please save me.

I want him to be real for a minute just so he could reject me and I can finally move on from him (I won’t) pls one chance please. one reblog and i may or may not write smut about him🤷‍♀️

[succubusvalentine]

YOU DO NOT REALISE HOW BAD I NEED MOON KNIGHT SEASON TWO

I NEED TO HAVE THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 2 TO BE MARC AND STEVEN DOING LIKE DOMESTIC STUFF AND SWITCHING BETWEEN EACH OTHER TO DO DIFFERENT THINGS OK

AND THEN AND THEN THEY BOTH WAKE UP AND REALISE ITS BEEN LIKE THREE DAYS SINCE THEY WENT TO SLEEP AND STARTED QUESTIONING EACH OTHER AND FOR STEVEN TO ASK MARC ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF ANOTHER ALTER TO WHICH MARC DENIES

LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE STEVEN BRUSHING HIS TEETH AND MARC IS TALKING TO HIM IN THE MIRROR ABOUT WHAT THEYRE GONNA DO FOR THE DAY

[youaremysunsh1ne]

i want the new album title to be metamorphosis SO BAD. it just makes so much SENSE