#pleaseopenthedoor

[bbbbleh]

10:26 PM waiting for my long distance lover to wake up. I hope she's not as sad today. It's her birthday tomorrow.

i hope she's not sad as well, please wish her a happy birthday! hope you both have an amazing year :)

[theboyywhocouldfly]

Hi do you have a link for the download to your get'cha head in the game/uptown remix? it's so good!!

Thanks! you can download it here: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/pb34dxyezobly5u/Get'cha_Head_in_the_Uptown_Funk.mp3

[noseinbook-blog]

Wondering if you should even open the door to those missionaries who keep knocking?  Take a look at this video.  Maybe it'll change your mind.  Warning #1: 55 minutes and change.  Worth it all the way through, though.  Warning #2: prevalent decision theology.  Just to make it clear, faith is a gift from God not a decision of humans.

[participled]

HEYYYY

yooooooo

1. First impression: it was seventh grade and you did the most boisterous presentation about epochs in fucking life science because you are a giant nerd2. Truth is: you are a giant nerd and a really important part of my life3. How old do you look: ?? maybe a lil younger than your age4. Have you ever made me laugh: um how about that time amy said whatshername was a failure analyst and you were like "oh, is that why she's dating max?" jesus christ5. Have you ever made me mad: probably?? i've forgotten about it though6. Best feature: persistence, lack of shame, and also your smile is really sweet7. Have I ever had a crush on you: lol nah but i love you8. You’re my: sibling9. Name in my phone: terran10. Should you post this too? if you do you'll have to do one for me

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playinggalaga replied to your photo

Okay, pink whisper nest is the possibly funniest name for vagina ever.

i came up with "whisper nest" and tay added "pink"

actually, tay is responsible for most of that refrigerator