#pleigasims

[fairsteadsims]

[breaks down your door] I HEARD YOU'RE FALLOUT 4 TRASH TOO BUDDY

YOU HEARD RIGHT AWW YISS

Oh sweet dear lord yes @_@ Mostly the Cabots and Edward these days, though and sweet bby jesus I ship Jack and Edward so hard omg. Still not sure why I took such a huge liking go that dysfunctional bunch, but let me tell you…

- holy shit. XD

Seriously this is ridiculous, I haven’t OTP’d this hard since high school. They’re not even main characters, they’re side characters and I’m in a rarepair hell where I’m the main damned contributor of art and headcanons and ficlets; I never asked for this. None of it. HALP.

[simsandgiggles]

NAME THE CHILD PEPE

I WILL NAME A CHILD PEPE

[legendofsim]

Oskaar Stallone by ( pleigasims). The Cook.

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Do you have any witness that could corroborate your story?

“Ask anyone at this party, how else did they get their food?” 

Why were you the only cook tonight? Aren’t there usually several?

“Mr. Sandoval is a cheap bastard. Don’t tell him I said that. But really, he’d rather pay only one cook even if he has to serve 30 men.”

Has he done that to you? I mean, make you cook for 30 men alone?

“Yes, one time. The maid and Mr. Thompson were scrambling to help me. It was a disaster.”

So, why would you kill the duchess?

“I wouldn’t.”

That’s exactly what the guilty party would say.