#plipplopthecountess

[selenophilephile]

Hey buddy, I tried to negotiate with Kotetsu. If that doesn't work...

💍

Hmm…is that a real diamond? If so, where did you get it and why are you giving it to me? It’s very nice of you—I just have questions!

[haganekotetsu]

Uhhh heart? The thing. Yeah.

○○○○○ | ATTRACTION

(She’s dead. And a ghost. And a girl. And gets on my nerves!!)

●●○○○ | AFFECTION

(Reluctantly. As much as someone can have with a ghost in a vase I guess.)

●●○○○ | INTEREST

(I’m not a spirit medium. And I don’t even know if she’d wanna be exorcised or helped to move onto the other side.)

●●○○○ | LOYALTY

(Not like I got much choice. I think she’d follow me wherever I went, regardless of where her vase gets left.)

○○○○○ | TRUST

(She scares me. Ghosts are fucked up man. Especially one you accidentally killed with your own fire jutsu.)

[shikaku-the-nara]

Mr. Coffee has been found and recovered. It is now levitating on your desk, with a note.

"Found it. You're welcome." Puripo's handwriting is awful.

Mr. Coffee is mostly unharmed, except he is covered in ectoplasm and is floating.

“Thank you?” Shikaku said aloud in case someone was listening. He looked at the coffee machine in trepidation; “Is it… safe to drink from?”

[haganekotetsu]

♡ (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses !  i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends? /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

Does being haunted by the person you accidentally killed during a petty prank that went too far count as a “circumstance”?

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

I don’t think he’d ever develop feelings for a lady ghost, never mind them being someone he killed. It would take a whole ass AU for any of this to happen.

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse? /  younger sibling figure to your muse?  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to my muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other: Ghost Guardian, reluctant protector of the vase.

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based off circumstance  /  based off professional matters  /  based off misunderstandings or lies  /  other: I think accidentally killing someone during a prank gone horribly wrong warrants a little bit of friction / tension.

@puriyurei

[shikaku-the-nara]

Turns out that ghost was good for something. Now levitating is a very unhappy raccoon.

"Piece of cake, commander. It can't bite me, so wrangling it was no big deal!" Puripo smugly explains.

@puriyurei

"Perhaps set her down before Genma sees you..." Shikaku grimaced; he still wasn't quite used to the spirit that liked to visit occasionally

[selenophilephile]

(okay, last post here since I ceased to exist in this "rp" and ooc)

Thanks for this, I had a lot of fun confusing everyone and causing chaos. See you.

[haganekotetsu-archive]

(to the creator, not Kotetsu)

Thanks for this. This was the most fun I've had in a long while on this site. Thanks for following the misadventures of a random ass civilian turned ghost wingwoman.

(( Wait no come back! It doesn't have to end this way, you can still haunt the narrative and destroy my muse from the inside out! In all seriousness thought, thank you for the fun lmfao!! This has been a super silly adventure and I'm all about super silly adventures, thank you for playing along with Kotetsu's stupidity))

[selenophilephile]

Okay, before I have to go to the pure lands, do as I say when you decide to propose.

Full moon, same spot where you first made your vow to always love Yūgao. (Maybe even the anniversary of making those vows?) It'll be perfect.

Time to be dead forever now. Good luck.

Thanks a lot, Kotetsu.

OOPS I WAS KILLED THE SAME NIGHT I VOWED TO ALWAYS LOVE YUGAO

Which way to the pure lands???