Sep 21, 2019
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“i’m your biggest fan so i snuck backstage to meet you after a show, but it turns out your security guards are a lot tougher than they look, so now i’m being shouted at/possibly tased and now you’re walking by and oh god this isn’t how i wanted this to go” au
“i entered a contest to be your plus one to an event and wtf i actually won?!” au
“i’m trying to start a celebrity gossip blog and you are an effing trainwreck so now i’m lowkey stalking you in hopes of getting a humiliating story” au
“it’s the middle of the night on a saturday and i’ve been thrown into holding by the cops and am i high or did i just get thrown into the same holding cell as a celebrity???” au
“of all the cars in the world for me to have tried to steal, it had to be YOURS?” au
“i’m an extra in a movie/music video that you’re starring in and idec if you’re super famous and i’m a nobody, plz notice me” au
alternatively, “i’m just an extra, but the star has a crush on me?! what????” au
“i’m famous as hell and yet i seem to have met the ONE person in this bar who doesn’t have a damn clue how i am, this is hilarious, i’m just gonna ride this out” au
tbh give me a long-distance relationship that begins with one sending fanmail to the other and “wait you actually wrote me back?!” au
“while hiding from the paparazzi i ran into the first building i saw and it turns out you work here and what the fuck do you mean you’re closed and i have to get out, have some mercy!” au
“of all the wrong numbers in the world, the nude i meant to send to my significant other wound up on YOUR phone” au
the same au but in reverse, aka, “wtf why did i get a random nude from my favorite celebrity??? am i on catfish???” au
“we’re on a reality show where half the contestants are famous and the other half are just regular people” au
“you read one of my thirst tweets on a talk show and now my thirst is a minor internet sensation, so thanks for that” au
“i just went to one of your shows, and now an hour later you’ve tweeted about some gorgeous person you noticed in the crowd and wait why does this describe me exactly” au
muse a is a prostitute with a heart of gold. muse b is a cop with a steely demeanor. muse a and muse b cross paths often when muse b is patrolling the streets. over time, muse b begins to feel protective over the kind-hearted muse a and develops feelings for them.muse b knows getting involved with a hooker could ruin their respectable reputation.muse b wants to get muse a off the streets and give them a better life, but muse a thinksmuse b deserves to be with someone without a shameful past.
will someone please give me an ‘exes who still live together because money is tight and it just gets really complicated’
headcannons include:
muse a crying in the shower and muse b hears them and cooks them dinner
oops we accidentally kissed and now you’re not talking to me
muse b brings home another girl/boy and they seem like a massive asshole (but really, they’re insanely nice and muse a is just jealous)
muse a brings home another girl/boy and ends up sleeping with muse b instead
and many more pls someone give me this
OKAY BUT give me a plot where muse a and muse b work together in a shitty diner and end up hooking up and eventually start dating. muse a has a kid from another guy and muse b has a drinking/drug problem that basically forces them to break up. muse b gets clean but when he returns to try win back muse a, she’s back with her baby daddy to make it work for the kid BUT MUSE B STILL LOVES HER AND HER KID so he stays friends with them but one day the baby daddy cheats on muse a and she goes running to muse b for support AND THE ANGST