#plotwrecker lumpy

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Lumpy: I did a bad thing

Dancler: Does it affect me?

Lumpy: No

Dancler: Then suffer in silence

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Does that mean you could put lumpy on your tax returns?

not if she eats them first.

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Lumpy: Don't you realize you could die if you don't sleep?

Denial: I'm not going to die, I'm baby

Lumpy: And so you can't die?

Denial: I just don't see it happening

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Casey: Do you think Aiden thinks in Spanish or English?

Lumpy: Bold of you to assume he thinks

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Casey: Plex is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!

Lumpy: Turn it upside down and use the 6

Casey: Genius!

Plex, momentarily stopping: what the hell

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Denial: I did the adult thing where you stay up for a whole night I'm staying up through the whole night

Denial: update: there are more hours in a night than i imagined

Denial: now i can see why lumpy said this was a bad idea

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Ren: I’m Lumpy’s emergency contact.

Doctor: So you’re here to pick her up?

Ren: I’m here to remove myself as Lumpy’s emergency contact.

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Navi: Thanks for tuning into this episode of ‘Lumpy's and Navi's Video Diary’ where we review hair products!

Navi: sprays hairspray directly into Lumpy's mouth

Lumpy: So right off the bat, this one is not very good