Headcanon
Poly!Wolfstar x Reader
Okay so first off: They think they are in a secret relationship but boy, oh boy, everyone in Hogwarts as at the least some thoughts about them.
Like, two Marauders that are going out with one another. I mean, it could be something more discreet.
But hey, Hogwarts in its entirety ships it.
Sirius is totally whipped for Remus.
Remus is totally enamored with Sirius.
But Sirius still flirts with everything that moves.
Remus isn’t really jealous…
Sirius is very loyal, he’s a dog for Merlin’s sake!
James and Peter (cause we’re supposed to love him still remember) are very open and protective of them.
So Remus still doesn’t talk about all of his worries.
While Sirius make a show out of his.
You are one of Remus’ study body
Sirius likes your smile.
And he talks to you a lot when he comes around.
To tell the truth, Sirius was struck by your look.
Remus was to, but by your character at first.
Remus was to shy to talk about it with him.
But he really likes you.
Sirius didn’t want Remus to think that he didn’t love him.
Because that wasn’t the case.
They avoided the subject for weeks on end.
It was James who put it in one day, in a private conversation.
Remus feels a little bit less bad when he learns that Sirius too is attracted to you.
Still, you are oblivious to their feelings.
*That’s a lie.
You love the both of them.
which you find a little bit weird because you have a Heteronormative family.
Plus, you’re only a friend for them, right?
Then Remus starts to subtly hit you off while studying.
Sirius starts flirting with you even more than before.
So it makes your heart race and you know you should feel that way about neither of them because… they are the School OTP!
You just blush and dismissed it.
That goes on for weeks and even McGonagall is about to go crazy if you don’t start noticing them like…
She just wants to teach in peace you know…
’’MiStEr BlAcK, I HIGHLY doubt that Mister/Miss (Y/L/N) as the answer of the next test!’’
After a month or so, Sirius just want to shove you on the closest wall and snog you till you die.
Just so you understand his feeling.
Remus is planning little parchments to hide in your school books with some hint of his feeling on it.
But, James heard from Lily who talked to Alice about how Severus had said that Regulus had heard about how Trelawney went to Pandora about what Xenophilius had told to Diggory that he heard from Bertha Jorkins that you told her about how you thought they were just joking around.
Honestly, Sirius almost choked to death with his breakfast when he heard that.
He slammed both of his fists on the table and raised from it in a short time.
You were sitting innocently near your friend, talking when he grabbed your shoulder and made you move toward the hallway.
He was red with anger and his voice was shaking with hold back tears.
He couldn’t understand why you thought they were joking around with you, with their own feelings, or even with yours.
Remus had to calm him down before he could start crying for real, or worst, screaming in the hallway about his undying love.
Although it could have been cute, the attention wasn’t what you wanted right now.
Remus explained that they weren’t joking, that all that they had said to you before was true.
So you agreed to go on a date with the both of them the next day.
You all went to the Three Broomsticks and talked.
Are very understanding of your boundaries and limits.
Like to hug tangled with you and one another.
Like a big octopus.
Sirius is particularly found of PDA.
But won’t force you to do any of you don’t like it.
Will, however, kiss your forehead.
Remus prefers to hold your hand.
If you are not a Gryffindor, they will sneak you in their common room.
Or they will go in yours.
Overall, you will be one of their priorities, just like they are the priority of the other.
Will help you with homework if you have difficulties.
Playful relationship!au
But they know how to be serious at times.
Remus’ furry problem is not a problem for you.
He nearly cries when you tell him that you will love him all the same even if he was a squib.
If you want to become an animagus, Sirius will definitely help you through the process.
James likes your attitude.
Calm but sassy.
You talk to Lily so, could you like please help me find a way for her to like me back or at least make her talk to me?
Lily likes you, like, you good.
Three ways kisses.
Long hug and hot tea when studying.
Falling asleep in each other's arms.
Full love from two of the best guys in the whole school.