⟡ feat. connie springer, eren jaeger, jean kirstein, & porco galliard ⟡ summary : you tell your plug (and lowkey fuck buddy) that you’ve found a new guy to get you stuff from. ⟡ cw : 18+ MDNI jealous aot men (i love them), porco’s is kinda corny BARE W ME THIS WAS ONE OF MY FIRST SMAUS, yearning men, mentions of sex, mentions of oral sex, MEN WHO YEARN ARE MEN THAT EARNNNNN HELL YEAH, porco is a SIMP and i’m not sorry ab it
okay but wait can we get some jean fluff cause i love fluff...the jean girlies are in a bit of a famine over here🥲🤲🏾
YESS I LOVE MY JEAN GIRLIES, I GOT YALL BACK!
“you must be high bro, gotta be-“ your boyfriend mumbled while looking at you with concern, you had over sized sweats on (which were his) along with a plain black tee shirt and the matching hat, (which were also his).
you were scrolling through youtube earlier and came across a new trend— ‘dressing and acting like my boyfriend to get his reaction.’ your first thought was that you had to do this to jean, so here you are.
“man what are you talking about? better go on somewhere,” you forced a deeper voice, trying to walk like jean but utterly failing in the process.
“look at yo’ dumb ass about to fall, take my shit off.”
plug!jean who gets your name + lips tattooed on his neck (like this), to let everyone know who he belongs to. even before the two of you started dating officially he’d still claim you as his girl and treat you like it, because in his mind you two were already married.
plug!jean who gets your name tattooed another two times— just because. the man loved you so much he’d get your face tattooed all over if he could. (he was going to but you practically cursed him out, not wanting him to get anymore tats.)
plug!jean who overheard you talking about how badly you wanted the newest range rover truck, so that same day he went out and bought it for you with no hesitation. because whatever you wanted, you would get.
plug!jean who still had those insecure days where he wondered why you were even with someone like him. he just wasn’t good enough for you— your parents thought so, he thought so…, of course you felt the same right?
plug!jean who acted tough and hardbody around his friends, but he was really just a big ass baby who still needed his girlfriend’s reassurance every once in a while.
plug!jean who would do literally anything for you because you were his wife.. and whatever you wanted he would give you, every. single. time.