#plunderposting

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gottae question fer ye laddies. landlubber son or scurvy-ridden daughter?

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she didn't like pennies

and i was the fucking plunderer

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I still cannae even beleive this be the lad that murdered a CEO... look into 'is eyes. those be the eyes of a cold blooded killer, mateys.

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HOW TAH MAKE VITTLES ENTRY ONE: NOT-QUITE-SOFT-TACK

aye, lemme ponder; ye got guests an' don't winnae give em the basic 'ol wheat n' water. it'd be rude! fortunately fer ye, I got tha perfect recipe fer a slightly-better-'an-terrible vittle! tha ingredients ye'll need are:

-salt

-pepper

-flour

-garlic powder

and, o'course, tha supplies to make certain ye have afore cookin' are:

-large mixin' vessel

-small measurin' vessel

to start, ye'll winnae get yer measurin' vessel full'a flour

add to tha large vessel an' mix in a generous helpin'o tha dry spices

fill yer measurin' vessel 'round halfway with water

add to tha bowl an' stir until ye got a wet sticky load (ye ain't clever). gradually dust in more flour til yer dough is firm enough tah grab.

slap yer firm, dense package (ye still ain't clever lad) onto a flat surface an' roll, incorporatin' as much flour as ye can. if yer a lucky little lad sittin' portside ye can incorporate an' egg too.

form small splatter shapes o' ye white goodness an' press yer thumb down in tha middle tah form'a concave dent. pop in yer cooker for a bit, who knows how long (a good trick is tah get two o'yer crewmates to tussle, whenever tha last feller busts ye can check) an' take em outta the cooker.

I advise ye serve with soup, hit tha tack til it crumbles an' mix it into the broth. an' most importantly, serve with love <3

unless it be MY crew. "ay gaylord, waddaye mean by that" MAYBE THEY'D BE GETTIN' GOOD FOOD IF THEY DIDN'T TAKE FIVE FUCKIN' WEEKS TO CROSS 20 NAUTICAL MILES. BECAUSE'O YE A GOOD MAN IS HANGIN' FROM THE LIGHTHOUSE RAFTERS! I'can barely do this shit withoutche, Joaquin...

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im panko. hi. uhhhhrg. I draw, am writing a book, and LOVE men!!!!1@1!!!!!!11!!! also if you wanna throw money at me and make me draw stuff you can at https://artistree.io/pankowanko

or if you just want me to draw ur oc as one of my stupid cat things jus lmk in asks or something ill do that shit for free

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if this post be gettin' 5 reposts I'll do absolutely nothin' special an' drink meself into a coma.