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[daysleftofsecondterm]

i figured my idiot son could bring some people joy

his name is helios

Hello Helios you sweet idiot boy. So happy to meet your stupid son on 1,221 days left!!

[megmondovalis]

az van odairva hogy BUEK

[non-binary-ary]

So I was thinking about some theory saying humankind was more attracted to scents than appearance, when it came to people, and I found myself thing about someone who made a deal with the devil, like if they knew about this, and wanted to be attractive, resulting in them smelling like anyone’s favourite scent. For example, one could think “"hey, you smell just like my mother’s apple pies”, while another could say “OMG, you smell just like roses”.

Seriously, they would be so freaked out if they ever met me, cuz I would be like: “dude, did you put sunscreen this morning? You know it’s still winter, right?” Or “"hey, are you coming back from the pool? You don't seem wet, tho...” And even “"how come you smell like old books?!”

Overall, I have weird tastes.