Pluto Retrograde Vibes
starting May 4, 2025
(you’ve been warned)
When planets go retrograde, they don’t exactly stop — they just circle back like they forgot their keys and have to pick up the cosmic mess they left behind. Pluto, of course, isn’t subtle about it.
So where does this dumpster fire go now?
Expect major glitches in the matrix regarding:
relocations
immigration
money
property
your basic understanding of what "security" even means
This is about realizing your assets are maybe… not as valuable as you thought? Inflation, instability, and that beautiful moment when you're broke but also spiritually chill about it.
On the mental health front? Full clown mode.
Emotional rollercoaster deluxe.
But maybe — just maybe — it sweeps up some of Saturn’s 2020 chaos. Like cleaning up after a god had a tantrum.
We might see shifts in:
public services
freelance systems
how taxes work (lmao)
and probably some new entrepreneur-flavored drama
Also… digital creatives, tech people, and the AI-exhausted? Buckle up. The algorithm wars are not done. This next chapter might just glitch into something wild.
Good luck, children of the stars.
You’ll need it.
