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@ontheluis

[pm] Sure man, shoot

[pm] Someone I know mentioned there were drugs people like us could take

[pm] But he blatantly doesn’t trust me not to fuck up somehow

[pm] Because the second I showed any interest he shut up

[pm] And gave me the whole ‘putting yourself in danger’ lecture

[pm] Any chance you know anything about supernatural drugs?

[pm] Like, do they actually exist?

[pm] Dude. Did you lose your toe?

[pm] No?

[pm] But thank you for the concern

[pm] I think

[pm] Please don’t tell me wolf Luis like

[pm] Spat out a random toe or something

[pm] Because that image is really not something I need in my head

[pm] Hey wanna be my wingman for this formal ball thing I have for work? Its look of free food and blood.

[pm] Wait?

[pm] Firstly, balls are a thing?

[pm] Like, what?

[pm] Who does that?

[pm] Secondly, why was I your first thought?

[pm] Shouldn’t you be taking someone classy?

[pm] And you know

[pm] Not on drugs?

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