Aug 24, 2017
@pocketjester
“Why don’t you find somewhere private where you kids can do that?”
“It was private, until you showed up.”
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@pocketjester
“Why don’t you find somewhere private where you kids can do that?”
“It was private, until you showed up.”
@pocketjester
[☁] -- “You know, you’ll never be hot in that monkey suit. You need some leather, maybe a pair of sunglasses.” Kara no, don’t turn him into you!
ANONYMOUS SAID:
So all of the Adachis I've played with thus far ( @misetos, @reaperdachi, @innocentsociopath, and @pocketjester ) are super great. I love seeing all of them come up on my dash, and I give mad props to people who can play him
“He’s more trash than me!”
pocketjester replied to your post: ( Y’ALL FUCKERS ARE THIRSTY AS HELL FOR...
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@pocketjester is trapped in Furrydise
“Oh... It’s you... How are you even alive???”
"Sweetheart, was it? Does your town here accept people with a... questionable criminal record?"
The slime-rabbit mayor of Sugar City’s Downtown district is happy to take your question, though they look slightly weary from the frustrated citizens scattered through their office when you enter. Whatever ruckus was being raised earlier pauses for a minute or so when you ask your question. Curiously, the various tinies in the office look a bit nervous in response to your question, some even going so far as to back toward Sweetheart’s desk. Fortunately, your question doesn’t seem to have upset the pink rabbit too terribly, though they definitely look a bit concerned.
Uhh...I guess that would depend on what kind of “questionable criminal record” we’re talking about! As long as whatever you’ve been up to hasn’t actually, physically hurt anyone, then I suppose you’d be welcome here, as long as you straighten up and fly right...but if you’re talking about anything violent - or outright fatal - then you’d better have a really good explanation for it. I can at least “overlook” most violent acts for folks looking to get in as long as they promise to turn over a new leaf, but if they break that promise...depending on the severity of what they do, they’re either shown the door or they spend some time in the city jail...
All too suddenly, the grinning slime-rabbit is far closer to your face than you’d feel comfortable with - so much so, in fact, that their nose, the size of your entire head, is pressed directly against yours. There’s an odd glimmer to their eyes, focused intently on your body, while they finish the thought, their sickly-sweet smirk never faltering, their tone a little too bubbly.
...And you don’t want to know where the city jail is.
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Okay. This was weird. He was about to grab his phone from his very messy desk when he saw what he could only classify as his imagination. He looks around to make sure there's no one watching. Then he gets off his chair and kneels to be eye level with the top of his desk.
"So... Am I going more nuts or is there a mini-me somewhere on my desk?"