#pockinski

[beetlemancy]

Ten Faves

Tagged by @hecateandhoney <3

Oh good, cuz I’m so good at making decisions. These are absolutely NOT in any kind of order and i’ve probably not listed some old old faves that would honestly rank higher than some of these. But my memory sucks.

Rules: Name your top ten favorite female characters from different fandoms. Then tag ten people.

Janeway from Voyager (mom figure growing up, she’s forever at the top of every list until i die)

Hecate Hardbroom – TWW (just leaving that cuz also duh)

Sabine - Heading Out (i mean cmon)

Missy – Doctor Who (also literally anything Michelle has ever touched)

Liara T’Soni, my space wife - Mass Effect franchise

Aeryn Sun - Farscape

Pike Trickfoot - Critical Role S1, Vox Machina

Sylvanas Windrunner - World of Warcraft (et al)

Morticia Addams – The Addams Family (oh good choice, leaving that one)

Literally Every Single Woman (and character tbh) in The Expanse

UHHHH who should i tag...  @pocket-elf @smudgebucket @dreammyselfaway @wixley-kryptonese @hecabae-hardbroom @casteel08 @chasingtheskyline  Just tagged people who i didn’t see tagged already but if you have sorry. Definitely not sorry for tagging the gf and making her choose though. Hah. 

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hi so @pocket-elf and myself are engaged now

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when the wife finds your shitpost spam~

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16, 21, 34

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? It’s summer, so my 24/7 mood is “what are we if not slaves to this torment?”

21: What are your plans for this weekend? Get my house ready for Experimentation. And escape the heat death of the universe.

34: Who/what was your last dream about? Straight up it was about a Sims house I want to build, except I got to actually live in it afterwards. There was a lot of water and greenery involved.

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2, 7, 15, 17

2. Favorite LGBT singer/instrumentalist?     UHHHHHHHHH I have no idea. My faves change so often and I never know much about their personal lives. I guess Pentatonix, by marriage. ;D Although, if Romanian Vampire Ghost Opera Dubstep guy isn’t some form of gay I’ll eat a few dozen hats.

7. What movie/video game/TV shows have you stolen from the straights?     I can actually answer this one : The Last of Us is a big one we stole from the straights and they were piiiiiiiiiiiiissed when Ellie ended up being sapphic af. I also think technically we’ve stolen The Worst Witch too, though its super gay coded. We’re also stealing WoW from the Straights in power because they don’t deserve those characters and one of their writers is Particularly Homophobic (and also just bad in general) so the fandom owns those characters now, fuck them.15. Has Tumblr been more harmful of beneficial to you when it comes to discussing LGBT issues or figuring yourself out?     More helpful. Definitely more helpful, though I was pretty sure of my general queerness before Tumblr was a thing. Its just that information is so readily and constantly available here, it really lends itself to research and contemplation. The bad part is, of course, extricating yourself from the Culture™ because it can get toxic as shit sometimes, but i try to take it into perspective - Tumblr isn’t a whole; its a bunch of opinions all thrown into the void and sometimes some of those opinions suck donkey balls. Doesn’t mean other opinions aren’t worth my time. 17. Distinguished, functional, or disaster?      Mostly-functional, distinguished only when I have to be. Disaster in the mornings.

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Tagged by @pocket-elf . 

Nicknames: Sass, Sassy Sue, Sweet Nostrils

Gender: howling void of Desperately Wanting California to Secede

⭐ sign: sagittarius but everything about astrology lies when it comes to me

Height: 5′5

Sexuality: bi/pan/whatever but heavily leanin’ towards Not Men - also probably somewhere ace-y but I can’t figure it out. Basically I am a mirror. If whoever I’m with wants to try something, I’m game. Otherwise I can live without it and don’t really pay it much mind. I can be attracted to people but its more like ‘I would not mind them being in my space’ rather than ‘I would like to date them.’ Fictional characters are different.

Where I see myself in ten years: Hopefully not here. Either in Sweden or Canada. Or, I dunno, in a crypt somewhere. Dead or not dead. With @pocket-elf

Hogwarts: Slytherpuff

If I could be anywhere rn: in the arms of @pocket-elf on vacation somewhere nice  (see i just switched it)

Favorite animal: weird ones (same)

Coolest Halloween costume: Carmen San Diego. Or that time I was a cell phone.

Average hours of sleep: 4-6

Ever been to Vegas: A few times, yeah. Not much point ever since they murdered The Experience though

Number of blankets I sleep with: as many as won’t suffocate me. During summer I usually opt for the weighted blanket because i stg its got magic cooling properties.

Dream job: At home, or somewhere easy to travel, preferably by bike or walking tbh. Like, transport is often my main concern.

When I made this account: time is meaningless

Why I made this account: pretty pictures!

Followers: i dunno i’d have to go look

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Pass the happy! 💖 When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications! 💖

HMMMMM gonna do non-fandom things cuz otherwise we’ll be here all day.

1) my gf, i’m talking to her right now and we’re talking about Death but I’m still grinning like an idiot

2) Eating string cheese even though I’m lactose intolerant

3) My critters, all of ‘em

4) Deer Lord

5) Sticks. Gimme a few sticks and I’ll entertain myself for hours.

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pocket-elf - omg babe! that would be an amazing vacation. I'd also be a lousy guide cause it's not like I've been to them all. BUT I'D MAKE UP SO MUCH SHIT IT'D BE GREAT. Also good for you your future wife is FINE with planning tips and you know this. As is evident with more than one Pinterest board and like PLANS being had to your mother's delight.

i know, if she ever pulls any shit i can just be like ‘ok but she likes to plan her trips remember?’ and that’ll settle any argument ever; that’s how much she appreciates the trait :P