THE FAIR-WEATHER FRIEND.
Grown tired of waiting
To your door I went strolling–
As the sun wasn’t rising
What had I to lose?
All life now was failing–
The poor earth was stalling–
Unsunned and uncaring–
Alack and aloof.
A knock I resounded,
Sincerely demented;
O how I resented
My fair-weather friend!
You opened right inward
And saw me there wayward—
By Fortune unfavored—
Without majesty.
Ever ignoble
Your rank two-faced treble
Execrated the trouble
I visited on you.
‘Twas years since you’d seen me–
Your manner was livid–
The hatred still vivid
As the day you betrayed me.
So I set you on fire
With gas and a lighter;
Before you could scamper
I set you alight.
Blazing with terror
You admitted your error–
But your dubious juror
Had no love to give.
Eternity’s coldness,
Unthawed by your warmness
Was serely cinereous
All thanks to my deed.
Once all life had left you
You lay there akimbo;
I spied a dun-rainbow
Beam down from on high.
Off you it refracted
And briefly illumined
The smile invected
‘Pon my face carefree!










