#pointless jabbering

[ivywitches]

I don't know much about star wars bc I've only ever seen episode vii and viii but. I love how viii was so bad to the villains in it that they have to bring back fucking palpatine from the dead bc there's no one actually scary left to be evil anymore otherwise

Kylo Ren? They made us see him shirtless and all that proved was that Rey's more jacked than him. Hux? He might as well have walked off screen during all the laugh tracks they played at him. Snoke? Who? Oh that guy who needs someone to play Humpty Dumpty with his corpse and never did anything other than sit.

It's not very surprising that they needed to resurrect someone actually scary tbh....

[ivywitches]

Sully has the biggest dick energy of any character in a kingdom hearts game

[ivywitches]

I keep thinking about this post I saw the other day complaining abt people headcanoning miles Spiderman as an art supplies thief and I haven't seen into the spiderverse but

Isn't...his name miles /Morales/??? Like his name is basically The Goodest Boy.....I don't know anything abt Spiderman but I can't wrap my head around thinking spidermoral valuesman being.....bad lmfao

Sidenote I really wanna see the movie bc it looks so good aaaahfhfhfbc

[ivywitches]

Quick question bc I'm thinking about making an Etsy shop for crochet stuff, if you were going to buy a pride flag scarf, would you prefer a regular scarf or an infinity scarf? I like infinity scarves but idk what's trendy or popular lmao, pls help

[ivywitches]

Tumblr has apparently finally gotten to my blog and now it thinks my Pokemon art is nsfw lmao. Gj tumblr. I'm sorry typhposion is like, cream colored but stop being so fckin dumb aaagdhfhchdjdj

[ivywitches]

Im making am aasimar tempest cleric for!!!! An actual dnd session!!!! And im so excited i now have a 1k bio for her....god, bc oh my god all the tempest gods are either Evil Murder God 1 2 or 3 or steve the friendly god of sailors who like, exists i guess?

Anyways shes gonna be a 7 ft tall viking woman who explodes things amd im excited.

[ivywitches]

My husband and i started playing the first pillars of eternity game and we made a cool, elegant looking moon godlike barbarian bc theres nothing more elegant than the BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES

Also i love how with custom characters and the two regular companions he voices, you can have a squad full of matthew mercer. Who needs other voice actors when you can pal around with Just matthew mercer

[ivywitches]

I understand that tumblr is stupid and deserves to be mocked but my ace ass has seen more boobs in the past three days than i have in the rest of my life and i beg for mercy