You know. ....they keep making the toilet paper rolls bigger. First they were just "double", and all the boys go "heck yeah! That's a deal!" And we have to start finding holders that will fit them....now they have this "mega" shit, and of course, bo had to get it. ...and it technically fits into the holder.....as long as it doesn't actually have to turn....can't we just wipe our asses with something soft and stop worrying about how many fucking sheets we can fit onto one roll? If it's the motion of the ocean and not the size of the waves, well this roll isn't moving at all, dammit. #pointlessrant #backtoyourregularlyscheduledprogram #nevermindme #tp #boycotttheindustry 😂😂😂