Taking it by force
The first 24 hours in Pittsburgh so far would be one of the most successful days of my life. The day started very much as it normally does with me crawling out of bed and getting a shower, from there I decide to wander around the town of Zelienople before exploring the downtown of Pittsburgh with a new friend I had made. I am able to find a job within the first hour of looking, I'll be starting the job next week and it is merely a grocery store stocking job... but it is a paycheck, it is income in my pocket for the time being until I can find something better. After this I meet up with my friend, for the sake of privacy let's call her Duckie, and we go downtown with her graciously acting as my guide. We head to Point Park and as I walk down the street I am overcome with sensory overload... the smell while some would find unpleasant I instead found it invigorating, the sights... just looking up at the monoliths towering above me. It was all astounding and breathtaking, it filled me with such vigor and excitement. And so we walked downtown and she shows me Point Park University and I go in to check it out, sadly the financial aid department was closed by that time so no news there. After this we took a walk through the plaza and out to market square where there were numerous restaurants to eat at and as per advice from my friend Dan, tried a primanti sandwich. After we ate she then took me to a party at a private residence, a party full of depraved, perverted, deviant people and I love every single one of them. These are my kind of people: open, honest, friendly, and mostly nude. The first thing I saw entering this party is a nude woman stretched out on what appeared to be an early 1900s style medical table, and she was covered in various candies treats for people to eat off of her and next to the nude woman was an absinthe bar, of which I gleefully indulged. Now this home itself, this manor, was a site to truly behold. The place was full of oddities and freak show delights, from paintings to bizarre taxidermy to skeletons and various jarred organs and tissue. It was like walking to the home of the Addams family. Throughout the night I made numerous new friends and witnessed several acts of debauchery including floggings and bondage suspension. It was a fun night that capped off my first 24 hours in Pittsburgh with a bang. And to think some of you fuckers were worried I wouldn't do well here...