fakemon r So fuckin fun. here’s my poison starter line!
Dex Entry for Poltergeye: This little guy is full of curiosity, getting into places it definitely shouldn’t be slapping it’s grubby hands all over. It’s grinning mouth drips a weak poison, bringing upon numbness of the limbs to those that try to stop it.
Dex for Paranorayle: It keeps to itself, and dislikes confrontation, sooner paralyzing other Pokemon with it’s swirling gaze than getting into fights. You can tell Paranorayle has been around because of the saccharine scent of it’s poison, which permeates the air and makes it hard to breathe.
Dex for Exordian: Gazing into it’s pupil is fatally dangerous, as the single twisting eye hypnotizes it’s victim to the spot while the gas that makes up the majority of it’s body gets to work making it’s next meal completely unable to move or fight back. Beware it’s hug, as it brings you dangerously close to it’s teeth.













