Konan/Poison Ivy and flirting under fire?
holy heck am i gay for that combo, damn
“I have no idea what’s happening, why Tobi didn’t kill me, or why you have Mokuton, but that idiot in the very bad bat costume just punched you in the face after you fished me out of the harbor and I’m going to kick his ass.”
“Watch out, he was trained by ninjas.”
“He wishes he was trained by ninjas.”
“You just turned Batman into a mummy and I have no plans for the evening, want to get a drink and talk about overthrowing the system?”
“Is that a poisonous rose?”
“Yes.”
“Marry me.”











